 | Episode 38 - Magnum Farce |
| An egotistical actor who tries to force large-breasted women to marry him even if it means resorting to criminal abduction. But enough about Kroze, this episode revolves around the infamous martial artist Jean-Claude Magnum (who really should have been called Jean-Claude Van Darn) and his duel with somebody who has never won an on-screen card game in her entire career. Also, you and me? We're done professionally. |
| [ 309,906 views ] |
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| Naruto - The Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show |
| A cartoon about ninjas that manages to be dull and confusing. It could only be an animé show. LittleKuriboh finally jumps onto the proverbial bandwagon and starts to steal his own jokes! In other news, Hinata fans now hate us. |
| [ 293,931 views ] |
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| Episode 37 - Single White Shemale |
| Graveyards? Zombies? BRITISH PEOPLE? Surely the end of days has come! Repent! REPENT!!! There is no stopping the end of times! |
| [ 229,084 views ] |
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| Episode 35 - A Tale Of Two Tournies |
| In which LittleKuriboh attempts to abridge around 70 episodes in the space of seven minutes without losing his sanity. Will he make it? The proof, as they say, is in the pancakes. I think they say that, anyway. If not, they should. Mmm, pancakes. |
| [ 228,557 views ] |
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| Episode 36 - The Man Who Would Be Steve |
| Friendship is like an ointment, when you've been stung by fifty bees! Wherever you rub it, it always feels better, because it's a topical analgesic! Oh, and uh, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. There. |
| [ 195,566 views ] |
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| Villain |
| Yami Marik sings an ode to those he wishes to slay. That means you. |
| [ 163,999 views ] |
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| Episode 34 - Dork Side Of The Moon |
| Kidnappings galore as Marik unleashes Project Steve, whilst Yugi and Kaiba are distracted by a relatively meaningless duel atop a huge-ass building. Watch this episode, or be asphyxilated. |
| [ 256,622 views ] |
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| Episode 33 - Harpoonshipping |
| Tonight, on a Very Special episode of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series - two lovers divided! Will their story have a happy ending? Or will it all end in tears? Will Chad quit his job as lifeguard? And what of Harold and his love of stamp collecting? All these questions and more will be answered. Probably. |
| [ 214,867 views ] |
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| Rex & Weevil Watch AMVs |
| Rex & Weevil conduct a civilised discussion of the animated music video genre. Quite. |
| [ 345,153 views ] |
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| Christmas Special #2 |
| Ever wonder what Christmas is like in the Mutou household? No? Then did you ever wonder what it was like thousands of years ago in Ancient Egypt? Oh, you think that's even less interesting than the first thing...? Well, then you'll probably want to avoid this video, as it deals with both subjects in great detail. Feh. I bet if it had ninjas, you'd be all over it. |
| [ 353,544 views ] |
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| Episode 32: The Worst Of Both Worlds |
| Card games: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Kuriboh. Its five year mission: To abridge strange and confusing duels. To seek out new gags and pop culture references. To boldly go where no limey has gone before.
In this episode, Yami seduces another greenskinned alien chick. Or maybe he just duels a mime. It's hard to say. |
| [ 453,215 views ] |
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| "We'll Be There" - Rex & Weevil |
| Seto Kaiba tries to promote a Yu-Gi-Oh CD, while Rex & Weevil remain unimpressed. |
| [ 518,077 views ] |
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| Episode 31: Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole |
| Joey encounters an Underling-esque weeaboo, except without the mad photoshop skillz. Meanwhile, Marik takes up bird-watching, and Grandpa becomes a stuck record. If you were at Nekocon, you got to see the "extended" version of this episode. However, it was also the less funny version, so don't feel too left out if you weren't there. |
| [ 686,941 views ] |
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| Seto Kaiba's Real Father |
| Who is Seto Kaiba's real father? RIP Don LaFontaine |
| [ 899,674 views ] |
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| Bandit Keith - United States Of America |
| 'Cause this is Bandit Keith's United States Of... America? |
| [ 643,572 views ] |
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| Cr@psule Monsters 2 |
| You begged and pleaded, and finally we caved. From the people who brought you the highly original sequel/spin-off parody Cr@psule Monsters, comes Cr@psule Monsters 2. Catchy name, I think you'll agree. Now you get to watch and feel empty, knowing that the chase was all you really had. |
| [ 1,124,221 views ] |
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| Episode 30: Sore |
| Yami is missing! It's up to you, taking on the role of his brother Luigi, to find him! Travel to four thrilling locations and solve tedious trivia questions to help rescue him from the evil clutches of Bowser! Purchase this thrilling time-waster today! Entertainment not included. Dinsdale...? |
| [ 1,581,045 views ] |
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| Episode 29: The Not-So-Super Roba Bros |
| While Tristan attempts to get to first base with Serenity, Joey duels an extremely loud character named Espa Roba whose entire family both look and sound exactly like him for no adequately explored reason. Apparently psychic powers are a byproduct of inbreeding. Episode is also available to watch at DuelTube.com! (Sadly, not a real website) |
| [ 1,444,536 views ] |
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| Episode 28: Who's That Mokémon? |
| The Battle City Tournament starts off with a bang as Yugi goes head to head with a rather forgettable henchman, Joey feels the ANIMOSITY~!, and Mokuba starts down the treacherous journey into kidulthood. Also, John Zhang. |
| [ 1,947,334 views ] |
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| Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie |
| By popular-ish demand, the original Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie is now available on Revver. Remember how disappointed you were the first time you saw it? Now you can relive that feeling all over again! Today! In glorious Low-Definition! Also available on Blu-Ray* for $39.99.
*may or may not be true
(it's not, by the way) |
| [ 3,192,240 views ] |
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| Dan Green vs The Spiderwick Chronicles |
| Beloved voice actor Dan Green (tm) tells you his opinion and demands that you agree with it. What a guy.
The views expressed in this video in no way depict Dan Green's actual beliefs or opinions. For all we know, Dan Green is a huge fan of The Spiderwick Chronicles, going as far as to camp outside the cinema weeks before the premiere had even been announced. That Dan Green, he'll do anything for a buck. Or will he? |
| [ 899,317 views ] |
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| Dan Green Presents Abridged 101 |
| Dan Green's ANIMOSITY knows no bounds. Behold his sheer ANIMOSITY as he details the crucial steps that go towards crafting your very own Abridged Series, probably based on Bleach or Pokémon because those have never been done before. Ever.
ANIMOSITY. |
| [ 752,028 views ] |
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| Zorc & Pals |
| The One With The Confusing Circumstances |
| [ 680,739 views ] |
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| Marik's Evil Council #2 |
| Marik re-assembles his Evil Council Of Doom (tm) and attempts to correct the mistakes made in the previous video. This results in death. And possibly some humour. |
| [ 1,363,119 views ] |
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| Episode 27: She Blinded Me With Card Games |
| Joey's estranged sister, Serenity, is finally going to have her eye operation. Unbeknownst to her, however, Joey has spent the money for the operation on children's trading cards. Will he be able to redeem himself? Who are those strange men in cloaks? And when did Tristan learn to ride a motorbike?
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| [ 1,834,789 views ] |
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| Yu-Gi-Oh: The Other Abridged Movie |
| Gary's an adolescent boy who doesn't enjoy playing card games. He exists in a world populated by spikey-haired teenagers addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh. As you can imagine, life for Gary is very difficult. Find out just how difficult by watching this brand spanking new (old) movie. |
| [ 1,670,846 views ] |
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| Episode 26: Mo' Money, Mo' Card Games |
| As Yami learns of his origins as an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, Kaiba undertakes a potentially deadly videogame tutorial with the promise of confectionary delights as his only reward. Friendships are tested, blood is spilled, and cards are set in face-up position. Here we go again. |
| [ 2,053,879 views ] |
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| Marik's Evil Council of Doom |
| Marik Ishtar and friends plan to conquer Yugi Mutou. If they can keep themselves from killing each other, that is. |
| [ 672,826 views ] |
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| Episode 25: Dirty Dueling |
| Tea and Yami go on a date, with typically disastrous consequences. Ever see the movie 50 First Datese Neither have we. But we imagine this episode is a lot like that movie. Except with just the one date. And no Adam Sandler. But that's a sacrifice we're willing to make. |
| [ 631,265 views ] |
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| Episode 24: Egyptian Exhibition Expo 2007 |
| Kaiba receives a phone call from someone claiming to be Deep Throat... oh wait, that's All The President's Men. Kaiba gets a call from Ishizu Ishtar, promising to inform him of the show's plot. Cue lots an lots of expository dialogue. Can we make this funny? Only one way to found out... |
| [ 454,747 views ] |
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| Cr@psule Monsters 1 |
| What is this? No one remembers ANYTHING about Duel Monsters or the tournament? This is MADNESS! No... this is Capsule Monsters! |
| [ 480,893 views ] |
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| Christmas Special |
| Kaiba takes on the role of Scrooge and is shown how to change his evil ways by three opaque ghosts. |
| [ 808,952 views ] |
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| Episode 23: Yami of Darkness |
| Yugi's puzzle is stolen when the very force of evil itself tries to take over the world. |
| [ 404,758 views ] |
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| Episode 22: Shine On, You Crazy Devlin |
| Duke Devlin is on the scene and he challenges Yugi to play his extremely original dice game. |
| [ 412,511 views ] |
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| Episode 21: Massively Multiplayer Online Children's Card Game |
| The gang walk into an episode of Reboot when they are thrown into a virtual world in order to rescue Kaiba. |
| [ 629,814 views ] |
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| Episode 20: The Rebexorcist |
| Little girls, possessed teddy bears and card games, no... it's not the plot to the next horrible Ring sequel movie... it's just another episode of The Abridged Series! |
| [ 325,579 views ] |
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| Episode 19: Jagshamesh! |
| Pegasus is greeted by an evil villain and Yugi receives a visit from a crazy Egyptian. |
| [ 457,500 views ] |
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| Episode 18: Turn Around, Bright Eyes |
| The duel between Yugi and Pegasus commences, but they're not the only ones getting themselves into a bit of action. |
| [ 405,211 views ] |
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| Episode 17: We Interrupt This Broadcast |
| Everyone's battling for a spot in the final round of Duelist Kingdom, but who will make it through? Surely it would NEVER be Yugi, that would be way too obvious... |
| [ 320,901 views ] |
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| Episode 16: Fanservice |
| In the dead of the night, the minor characters decide to seize their chance to shine and go off to have an adventure. |
| [ 319,006 views ] |
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| Episode 15: Card Wars |
| Mai is challenged to a duel by none other than... TÄ—a? |
| [ 345,007 views ] |
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| Episode 14: When Yami Met Sally |
| Its Kaiba vs. Yugi.... again.. in a children's card game... why do they make us suffer like this? |
| [ 334,099 views ] |
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| Episode 13: Busted Rhymes |
| Bakura gets a bloody good idea on how to rescue everyone! Whodathunk it? |
| [ 329,175 views ] |
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| Episode 12: Duel of the Dead |
| Joey doesn't stand a ghost of a chance when he is up against Zombies. |
| [ 369,704 views ] |
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| Episode 11: ... In America |
| The greatest country on the face of the earth... I wish they didn't throw me out... I miss it badly... |
| [ 342,885 views ] |
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| Episode 10: Both Of You, Duel Like You Want To Win |
| Yugi must duel against an insane pyromaniac who likes to play a children's card game. |
| [ 327,094 views ] |
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| Episode 9: El Juegos De Tarjeta |
| Will Yugi have to give up his title as Main Character? Will Bakura stop being so british? Will FOX give Zorc & Pals the chance it deserves? Find out all this and MORE in this episode! |
| [ 346,407 views ] |
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| Episode 8: The Plot Thinnens |
| Joey finally gets an episode to prove his worth... and fails miserably... |
| [ 325,506 views ] |
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| Episode 7: Cliffhanger |
| Yugi doesn't stand a ghost of a chance against his next opponent! |
| [ 402,798 views ] |
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| Episode 6: Everybody Hates Mako |
| The gang come across a freaky fish guy with poor social skills. |
| [ 516,272 views ] |
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| Episode 5: My Funny Skankentine |
| Joey must duel against a pair of breasts attached to a woman... with ESP. |
| [ 429,137 views ] |
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| Episode 4: Lord of the Cards |
| Our heroes arrive at the island, but soon discover that they are not alone when someone is found to be missing from the flight manifest. |
| [ 518,289 views ] |
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| Episode 3: My Cards Will Go On |
| The gang travel to Duellist Kingdom on a luxurious cruise ship, but onboard shenanigans commence. |
| [ 516,803 views ] |
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| Episode 2: Rocky VII |
| Pegasus forces Yugi to battle in the Shadow Realm. |
| [ 521,332 views ] |
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| Episode 1: Pilot |
| Our tale begins. Yugi and Kaiba face-off in a duel. |
| [ 1,174,520 views ] |
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