Locked: The Official Bakura Fanclub
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| #301 Posted 1 year ago | | Yay for 301 posts! ^_^
Ofcourse it's still up DarkLegend! Bakura rules!
Bakura is sex! |
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| #302 Posted 1 year ago | | look we are not going through this again ( so to clarify)
BAKURA>SEX>DUKE DEVLIN<DMG>SEX |
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| #303 Posted 1 year ago | | | that is how better than sex Bakura is |
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| #304 Posted 1 year ago | | So, you're saying that Bakura is better than sex. That sex is better than Duke Devlin. That Duke Devlin isn't better than Dark Magician Girl, and that DMG is better than sex?
Well, I'm all for the first 3, but after that, it doesn't make sense...?
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| #305 Posted 1 year ago | | | right on the money [ trust me, u need to have DMG in this equation to give a balance of things as DMG<BAKURA u see? ] |
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| #306 Posted 1 year ago | | But if bothe Bakura and DMG are > sex, than that means that: Bakura = DMG
wtf O_o |
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| #307 Posted 1 year ago | | Since it seems to be going so well i have decided (with permission) to stick up the fanfic that everyone on the Last Person To Post Wins thread has been doing (when they can, me included, be bothered). The rules of it are:
The section you write must contain a reference to winning
Any and ALL characters are fair game
No double posts
No repetition of a "win reference" already used
Only post in the Last Person To Post Wins thread
Rated PG-13
So now i give to you:
The Bakura Witch Project
Chapter 1: Fanservice
Bakura was walking slowly through a big forest. Far off, he could see a campfire burning, he dicided to go there while humming "I win, I win, I win!"....The fangirl, her trap for Bakura sprung, pounced on him singing her tribal chant "i win the internet, i win the internet" Bakura was shocked and said: "Egad! What do you want from me, little fangirl! I am too busy winning!" However, the fangirl, while busy winning, tied him up to a tree and called her fangirl betherin and all the fangirls came screeming towards him when suddenley Marik apeared.....Bakura, who had just won a chess game that morning, was not powerful enough to resist and said "Are you all going to rape me now?" However, the winner of the most mad haircut( as yugi had been disqualified for using drugs), Marik said "No! Now be quiet or i shall set the fangirls on you!" "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I'll get you for this Marik, if it's the last thing I do! One day, I'll set all YOUR fangirls on YOU! Oh...wait...you don't HAVE any fangirls, you not-winner!....loser!!!" Bakura looked in dismay at the exited fanfgirls as they and Marik closed in on him when suddenly, Bakura's millenium ring began to shoot laser beams at Marik's millenium rod! A heavy laser beam fight began. But the winner was...Bakura! And the fangirls cheered cos they loved bakura then they realised that now he could escape so they all tried to simutaniously glomp him. But from the ashes arose Yami Marik, the main character, who said " You couldnt win against me while 4kids was on your side, you will never beat me! HAHAHAHA!" Bakura suddenly realized, he wasn't on the winning side and told his fangirls that he'd have sex with them if they killed Marik. The fangirls, delighted that the dreams of them winning had come true, promptly undressed themselves and Bakura and pounced! They tried to kill Marik but he laserered them with his millenium lasers but although he won, Yami Marik had died underneath the sheer weight of Bakura's fangirls.After that, Bakura was succesfully raped by 3578 other fangirls. These fangirls won, and Bakura died of heart failure. Or did he? Then, when the fangirls thought he was dead and had their backs turned, Bakura ran away and hid up a tree! But the fangirls began their satanic rituals summoning a swarm of Bakura slaves so they could enjoy the pleasures that they had won all the time. The Bakura slaves won by mauling the original and forcing him to drop from the tree but then the ring activated, revealing the true winner: Yami Bakura, the Smexy. The fangirls, after having seen their winner, yami bakura the smexy, chased him if only to get a touch of his ring. However, the second one of them won and touched it, they died from an overload of winneritis as they were so overwhemeld to have toughed the giant gold ring. Those that didn't were so ashamed that they had failed to win, prostrated themselves at his feet, begging for a touch. Happy to see the fangirls and slaves doing as they should, bowing down to their winning lord, he kindly scraped them off and made a run for it as a new flock of fans were coming. However, these new fans were different. they had won the right to fly using wings that were surprisingly shaped like a Red Eyes Black Dragon's." No" Bakura said "It couldn't be him.....could it?" He turns around to face Atemu: his evil 'always winning everything' rival. "What do you want?" Bakura barked, keeping one ear and eye on the rapidly approaching flying fangirls "Im the main character you know" Atemu said "What else would i want except to win?" "Only cause 4kids screw the..." "Don't even think of making an LK reference! "Stop stealing my lines!" "Just you wait until Zorc hears about this!" "ARGH!!!!!!!!"...then the fangirls attacked mauling him, one by one, slowly winning the admirations of Atemu. "I could use them for an army if they can catch him," he thought quietly... well it was quiet until he started to be mauled too, the girls wings stabbing one another, and the two males, as they tried to break through the massive crowd to get to their smexy men below. Then an explosion rocked the woods, HE, the winner himself, has come.
Written by: Leonhart321, Egyptianeye, Mana and Mangalink
All other chapters are, and will be, significantly shorter, i just was a little late sticking on the end chapter bit |
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| #309 Posted 1 year ago | | Aha! So Bakura is even better than better than sex...^_^
Oh, and thanks for posting the Bakura witch project! ^__^ |
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| #310 Posted 1 year ago | | no probs ^_^
am copying it to my memory stick so i dont lose my place |
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| #311 Posted 1 year ago | | | Yay for memory sticks! They rule! |
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| #312 Posted 1 year ago | | Chapter 2: When Cameos Collide
A shadow emerged slowly from the fading fog that had dispersed upon the sudden flight of rock and soil into the air. The winner merely waited patiently for the dust to pass, giving him a sort of ominous glow that instantly captured the interest of the fangirls. It was the voice....that smooth winning voice of....DAN GREEN "Leave this place now you fangirls" They flew away leaving the two characters to their fate at the feet of the voice of Yami from the shredded 4kids conversion of Yu-Gi-Oh. Not this dolt,' Bakura thought to himself, 'He'll censor us all!' "Atemu! He's your voice, do something about him." "You've gotta be swimming in the sky if you think i can talk anything into him. He killed me once already remember?" Bakura reminisced happily on the day Dan Green had won over Atemu... well it was pleasant for that part, but once the acting came Bakura's smile had faded fast. "It is nice to see you two are awake" "Just...no more fangirls" "Fangirls? What are they?" The voice was familiar but the shape wasn't. It was a red armadillo "The name's Knuckles, the winner of the world's strongest echinda" "You're an armadillo" Atemu said. BANG! Atemu is knocked out again "Nice" Bakura said. BANG! Bakura is knocked out. "Typical, 1 chapter in and they are starting a crossover!" Knuckles said "DO YOU WANT TO BE A MAIN CHARACTER OR NOT?" an overly loud voice booms "Yes but.." "NO BUTS, JUST READ THE SCRIPT" "Fine" Knuckles drags the bodies off ino the woods. "Stupid writing staff, they always try to throw me in wherever i dont' belong; then they try and take advantage of me. First that stupid hedgehog, then stupid egghead trying to outsmart me... i hate writing staffs!" Knuckles groaned as the two bodies he dragged slowly regained consciousness. "DO YOU WANT TO BE STRUCK DOWN?" Knuckles grumbled incoherently, shaking his head as he dropped the bodies, looking up to the sky as though the writers were in the clouds. "I'd like some respect!!!!" "TOO BAD! WE DONT' DO REQUESTS!" a bolt of lightning passed down striking only inches from his feet, awaking both the egyptians immediately. "We're winners! not you!" Atemu made an attempt to awake the strange small red beast, as Bakura looked around, suddenly having a taste for a dab of popcorn. Pretty soon the three characters were lost. Putting the armadillo, i mean echinda down, Bakura turns around "OK, now what is he doing here?" says Bakura pointing to Knuckles "Must be another fanfic" said Atemu "LOOK DO YOU WANT THE SAME AS HIM?" We are main charcters in this fanfic. This means you cant kill us or there is no story!" "YEAH BUT....THIS .....LOOK I...OH DAMMIT THEY WON!" said the voice as he promptly disappears in a puff of logic "Now that that is settled....what is that blur over there?" said Bakura brushing his hands off. "Blur? I don't see any blur, all i see is a hazy fog over there," Atemu blinked, squinting as though it would help. Bakura slapped him upside the head, "whats what i'm talking about mister 'i'm the winning Pharaoh'." Knuckles grumbled something incoherently, but found himself instantly stopped by the sudden swarm of jet black shadows that seemed to consume his being. "What was that?" bakura's silky voice hallowed. "N-n-n-nothing." Knuckles stuttered feeling choked. Bakura released the shadows, leaving knuckles to gasp for air as he and Atemu continued on, boasting over who was better as always. "Great, i leave that damm hedgehog for five minutes and i get thrown into a fanfic involving a main and minor character from an anime involving a childrens card game and even worse, now they think they have won the right to be the MAIN main character when it is apparent that later on there will be an obvious plot twist which results in..." "SHUT UP!" Bakura and Atemu shouted. "YIKES! OKAY! Oh look! There's Sonic to obviously progress the story from this point to prevent the fans from losing interest and..." "Shut up Knuckles" Sonic bursts out causing the other two to jump a mile in the air. "What the hell is that creampuff?" Atemu jolted. "i'm the creampuff, dolt," Bakura slapped him, "that's OBVIOUSLY a porcupine!" The blue blur seemed to grow extremely angry at this, "i'm not a porcupine!!! i'm a hedgehog!" Atemu and Bakura exchanged regal glances of confusion, "There's a difference?" they asked. Knuckles couldn't help but notice the pair were easily wearing on Sonic's nerve; maybe he couldn't win the role of main character as easily as he he once thought. "Take this you porcupine" "You call yourself gay?" "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IM BRITISH!" "I dont need to fight, i will win as i am a main..." BANG! THUMP! "So how long have they been at this?" Shadow asks "At least for 1 comment" Knuckles replies " What happened?" "Haven't you been paying attention?" Not really, im only a minor character in this anyway" "I see...Hang on! When did you get here?" "I used Chaos Control" "OK. So what are you doing here?" "Well i have to progress the story by giving them a chance to explain what has happened then i will bring up the Chaos Emeralds which will serve as an important plot point for not only the rest of this chapter which wont last long anyway but also for the rest of the story" "Oh! And are you gong to break up the fight as well?" "What are you kidding, i came here to take bets, i'll give you $100 on Sonic" "Done"
Written by Leonhart321 and Egyptianeye
Coming Soon, Chapter 3: 5 Minutes Later! |
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| #313 Posted 1 year ago | | Chapter 3: 5 Minutes Later
As they stood there, Atemu, Bakura, Knuckles, Sonic and Shadow, Bakura felt his Cameo-Senses tingling, and suddenly, as a HUGE green pipe came out from the ground. Everyone looked at it in total awe, when suddenly they heard a faint American/Italian accent yelling: "It's a-me! Mario!" "No!" everybody gasped! Not another cameo! Suddenly, Mario jumped off the big green pipe and landed on Bakura's foot, causing him to hit the living shit out of Mario. Mario began: Hello! It's a-me! Mario! I'm a-here to a-tell you the plot-a for this a-story! *BANG**THUMP*CRASH**FLASH* "No-one likes too many cameos" Bakura smirked as a smolering pile of ash now stood where Mario was standing only 32 seconds ago "Especially ones who stand on my feet, reveal plotlines and have bad accents" "Hey, aren't you...."Shadow started before seeing Bakura's glare "Never mind, hey where does his pipe go?" "Dunno" Sonic said "But since it didn't leave when Mario appeared i assume the writers want us to go down it! "Okay" they all said and promptly jumped into the pipe leaving the pile of ash to say "The one day i didn't pack my mushrooms and look what happens" The team (Bakura: Are we a team now?!) went down the big green pipe, it was quite a bumpy ride, but after 3 minutes, they arrived at the end. The jumped out of the pipe and looked around... Shadow: you have got to be f*cking kidding me! They had arrived at the mushroom kingdom, everywhere were big green trees and mushrooms. The sun was shining brightly and there was not a cloud in the sky. Far off, they could see Princess Peach's castle. Suddenly, a green gay-looking guy walked to them and said: Thank a-God-a! Mario told you about-a our a-problem! Luigi yelled. Well, actually, Bakura killed him, said Atemu. Mammaf*cker! yelled Luigi! You killed a-my a-brother! But you were supposed to help us defeat the evil---- Suddely Bowser appeared and crushed Luigi with his feet, scraped him off, ate him, spat him out, burned him, and threw him in the river. "Well that saved me the trouble. Now who the hell are you?" Bakura said to the random turtle "Im Bowser Koopa, King Of The Koopas and Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom" "Then is that your castle over there?" "err....no." "and do you have a crown?" "...no" "and do you have any proof whatsoever?" "No" "And do you like women?" pipes up Sonic who was bored for his lack of lines "NO! NOW WHO THE HELL ARE........WHY YOU!" Bowser screamed as everybody fell around laughing. "NOW I KILL YOU" *cue battle music* (WTF! A Final Fantasy reference!...cool!: Atemu) Bakura, still in his sexy form, challenged Bowser to a Shadow Game, but Bowser never heard of Duel Monsters before. Atemu: you must have no life at all if you don't even play a children's card game! But Knuckles was sick of this talk and hit Bowser with his...well...knuckles, but it had no effect at all. Suddenly Princess Peach herself came walking to the scene of the grimey crime. As she saw Bowser being attacked, she grabbed her umbrella and hit Knuckles on hi head. "Piss off" yelled Peach. "Bowser is MY bitch!" She grabbed Bowser by his claw and they walked peacefully to the castle. Well, that was an unexpected turn of events! Said Atemu. But what about that plot? Suddenly, Luigi grabbed hold of the land and climbed out of the river. Actually, I was-a almost a-gonna a-tell a-you, when Bowser----"AAAAH IT'S ALIVE! yelled Tristan's voice, who suddenly jumped out of the green pipe and kicked Luigi in his face, pushing him underwater for 3 minutes before walking towards the rest of the group.
Written by Leonhart321 and mangalink |
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| #314 Posted 1 year ago | | Yay for chapter 3 ^_^
*eats cookie* |
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| #315 Posted 1 year ago | | | yay for smilies |
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| #316 Posted 1 year ago | | ^_^
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| #317 Posted 1 year ago | | + :)
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yay for exceedingly long comment |
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| #318 Posted 1 year ago | | | Yay for.....ah whateve...I'm bored ;( |
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| #319 Posted 1 year ago | | Chapter 4: Dead Man's Quest
"....So whose going to ask him?" said Atemu pointing at Tristans voice "Not me" said all but Knuckles "What?" "Well you heard them Knuckles go and ask him" "But I just want to...know....dammit" Knuckles goes up to tristans voice "Ermmm.....what are you doing here?" "Well where did you think i went when i died?" "Died?" "Im Tristan's Original Voice you know" "Oh Bollocks!" said Atemu and Bakura "What possesed LK to send that here?" "Well i think here was the only place where he wouldn't annoy anyone" "How do you figure?" "This place has Luigi." ".........Good point" Suddenly, Tristan's Original Voice looked very serious. "Okay everybody, sit down, I shall now tell you the plot for this rediculous fanfic". Nobody sat down, until 4kids threatened to write Luigi back into the story. "You see, LK has sent me here, to tell you of the terrifying evil that will come soon. An evil so evil, that he wears a cape!" Everybody gasped. "You see, this evil knows many names, you might know him as The Big Chin Faced Gay, but you may also know him as Panic. "But I Mindcrushed him!" Said Atemu. "Yes" said TOV "but he was rescued by Pegasus, before he lost his eye to Bakura. (Bakura whistles), and now Panic is out for revenge, he has gathered more followers, including the brothers ParaDox, the rhyming gay brothers, and Seto Kaiba's evil side who looks like a gay clown, and all of them are heading towards a land called Hyrule. You must all go there and find a man named Link, he will help you further." "So, you want us to kill a gay clown, 2 rhyming gay brothers, and a guy with a chin bigger than Mai's breasts?" Asked Atemu. "Yes" replied TOV, "I shall now open up a new pipe, which shall lead you to Hyrule" "K, thanks" replied Sonic. "Man, if this plot gets anymore ridiculous, they will have brought in Kemo and Mai" muses Bakura "ATTENTION DUELIST, MY BREASTS ARE IN DANGER!" said the ridiculous looking Kemo/Mai hybrid "Great, 4kids are experimenting again" Atemu sighs "MIND CRUSH!" "NOOOOOOO" "Now that we have delayed the story long enough maybe they will have killed off TOV" "We have a problem" TOV panted "What now?" snaps Shadow "Can't you see i'm too damm evil for this and at best i get a line each chapter?" "Yes but the true evil has arrived. Youtube has pledged it's alliegence to Panik." "WHAT!!!!!!!!!" they all shouted "It gets worse. If we dont stop them soon, they will have flagged any and all LK video" "This just got serious." "Quick, into the..."*WHOOSH**PLOP* "Great they left for Hyrule without me. What a terrible accident"
Arrived at Hyrule, they are met with a sinister enemy. Before them stand the gay brothers ParaDox!
Para: We are here, you must all wonder why?
Dox: Well, it's because, you're all gonna die!
Para: My brother and I, we are very strong!
Dox: What we do in bed at night, is very very wrong!
The gang: (wtf?!)
Para: Our Master, Lord Panik has ordered us to take Bakura's Millenium Ring!
Dox: But, alas, that is not the only thing!
Para: Too bad for you, you've run out of luck!
Dox: You don't want to see, what's hiding underneath this frock!
Suddenly, a youth with strinking blonde hair and blue eyes dressed in green women's clothes knocked the gay brothers out with his sword.
Link: My name is Link, my fellow travellers! Sorry I was late, I had to make way!
Atemu: I say Bakura, he looks quite gay!
Link: Follow me now, if you please! I have to take you to the Castle, where Princess Zelda awaits you.
Bakura: Say, Atemu, I think so too...
The gang follows Link to the Castle, little do they know, that the Kemo/Mai hybrid was following them...
ATTENTION DUELISTS! Let's follow those guys, but first, a cup of tea. My breasts, totally agree...
Written by Leonhart321 and mangalink |
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| #320 Posted 1 year ago | | | Yay for chapter 4! This could become a good fanfic ^_~ |
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| #321 Posted 1 year ago | | | lets hope so ^_^ and also lets hope that more people get involved |
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| #322 Posted 1 year ago | | | Yay! ^_^ |
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| #323 Posted 1 year ago | | | It seems you been byusy with the stories...its going to take a while to cach up :P |
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| #324 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #323 by xellos88 | | | join in, we need more writers in this |
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| #325 Posted 1 year ago | | | Is it me, or do alot of Yugioh fans like Sonic too? I have a friend that does, so, I guess I just kinda notice when other people so, but still. |
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| #326 Posted 1 year ago | | | hmmm....good point but he is only in it for........what IS he in it for? |
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| #327 Posted 1 year ago | | | I dunno, I hate Sonic O_o ^_^U |
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| #328 Posted 1 year ago | | Chapter 5: Where the Pointless Backstory Is Told To Make Sure That There Is At Least Some Sense In This Fanfic (For Once At Least)
"Hello brave warriors....and Atemu. Welcome to Hyrule" announced Zelda "Now since we have to fill up some plot holes, especially where Pegasus is concerned, we are going to use this chapter to explain what has happened" "And I'm going to help!" said Tristan's Original Voice "Damm, didn't we lose him in that last chapter" whispered Shadow "Apparently not" whispers Sonic "Hey speaking of previous chapters, don't you owe me like $100 from chapter 2?" Knuckles asks "OH shut up i'm trying to listen to the story while not breaking the no flashbacks rule which will for some reason be convieniently forgotten during this chapter" Shadow says. Zelds continued. "You see, when Bakura had stolen Peggie's Millenium Eye, Peggie was rushed to the hospital. After a few weeks, he was fired and he travelled back to his Island in the middle of nowhere. There, he saw Panik, who lay Mindcrushed on the floor. Peggie has a thing for big hard chins, so he helped him, only to be killed by his creation! You see, Peggie improved Panik, so that he could now shoot super special awesome laserbeams out of his chinhole, but Panik killed Peggie, because he wanted to molest his chin. As Panik walked around Duelist Kingdom, he found the gay brothers ParaDox. And the gay clown, which resembles Kaiba's evil part. They worked together, and made an Order, The Order of the Cabac, which is short for Chin And Brothers And Clown. And now, they want to take over the world by collecting the millenium items, melt them into pure gold and use it to buy the world! But there is a way to stop them...You must---
Suddenly, Zelda was grabbed by 2 giant breasts. "ATTENTION DUELISTS! My breasts are suffocating you!"
Link tried to save Zelda, but the transvestite clad in green was too late... Sonic: I'm blue daberdee-daberday! Atemu:.......I can be a brave warrior...if I wanted to...... Bakura: Just when this fanfic couldn't get any worse, the plotfiller is suffocated by 2 giant breasts! Then suddenly, the breasts were knocked out of the window by a blue warrior who looked familiar. "I am Sheik, Zelda's cross dressing alter ego" "Boy do I know that feeling" said all the yu-gi-oh characters in the local area "Yay. Blueness!" said Sonic spinning around Sheik "Stop that you are making me dizzy" "Hang on" says Shadow pulling out a rope. He dives in and lasoos Sonic "Here you go, you own pet supersonic hedgehog" Shadow says while giving the leash to Sheik "Do i have to feed him?" Not really, it doesn't matter to me. Oh and would you like this rare breed of crimson wombat as well?" "WHY YOU LITTLE!" "Look there is no point in trying to hurt me as i am far too evil and cool too die. I mean play Shadow the Hedgehog on ......Alright now what's so funny?"
Para: We are back! You cannot defeat us, whatever you do!
Dox: Wow, who's that crossdressing lady in blue? (Bakura: I'm a guy! Atemu: I think he means Sheik...)
Para: Stop your drooling, we have an evil plan to execute!
Dox: Yes, that is true, but I am distracted by my beetroot!
Para: Was that an euphemism for your dick?
Dox: Oh come on brother! You're making me sick!
Para: You will all die! Start off the evil plan!
Dox: Hmm...this sun is doing wonders for my tan...
Suddenly, Kaiba's evil side...I mean the evil Gay Clown appeared.
Gay Clown: You fools! I have been sent by Lord Panik to execute the plan myself, you're all taking too long!
Dox! Give me your detonator!
Dox: You gave it to Para!
GC: I can see it pointing out of your frock Dox!
Dox:....that's not the detonator....
Written by Leonhart321 and mangalink |
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| #329 Posted 1 year ago | | | Yay for chapter 5! ^_^ |
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| #330 Posted 1 year ago | | We need a new title for chapter 6. any suggestions
linky, i think we are going on from the bit with them fiddling with their detonator |
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