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Kroze
 Site Admin
#1   Posted 1 month agoReply
I know how much of a joy it is to watch people suffer, and I am sure you guys know it too...
Well a bunch of my slaves friends over at the weekly comedy video website series Loading Ready Run found a way to put getting tortured to good use...

Every year, Child's Play, a charity started by Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade fame helps sick children in hospitals by sending them toys, video games and other things to give these kids some fun.
Last year the Loading Ready Run crew decided to get in on this by doing a video game marathon to support the charity.
The more money people donated, the longer they would have to continue playing. No biggie, right?

Well they decided that it wouldn't be any fun if the game didn't actually physically and mentally hurt to play, and so they chose one of the worst video games/best jokes of all time.... DESERT BUS.
Here is a small decription of the torture device from Wikipedia.com:
Desert Bus is the best known mini game in the package, and was a featured part of Electronic Gaming Monthly’s preview. The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada in real time at a maximum speed of 45mph, a feat that would take the player 8 hours of continuous play to complete, as the game cannot be paused.

The bus contains no passengers, and there is no scenery or other cars on the road. The bus veers to the right slightly; as a result, it is impossible to tape down a button to go do something else and have the game end properly. If the bus veers off the road it will stall and be towed back to Tucson, also in real time. If the player makes it to Las Vegas, they will score exactly one point. The player then gets the option to make the return trip to Tucson—for another point (a decision they must make in a few seconds or the game ends). Players may continue to make trips and score points as long as their endurance holds out. Some players who have completed the trip have also noted that, although the scenery never changes, a bug splats on the windscreen over halfway through the first trip, and on the return trip the light does fade, with differences at dusk, and later a pitch black road where the player is guided only with headlights.
Last year, Loading Ready Run raised over $22,805 and had to play the horrible horrible game for 5 days.... and this year they are back at it AGAIN! (They aren't exactly the brightest bulbs... especially Morgan... but they are Canadian so that explains everything!).

At their site you can watch them suffer with a live non-stop feed of this event and donate money (They are already up to over $14,000 and it hasn't even been 24 hours yet!) so they have to play even longer.
Its for a good cause so I highly recommend if you have the money, toss a few bucks in... plus you get to watch a bunch of n00bs suffer in exchage!
I was planning on trying to make it up there so you may even see me show up sometime through the event!
I urge you all to check it out! Tis the season for giving after all...

Kroze out!
TitanAura
#2   Posted 1 month agoReply
That is the greatest lamest thing I have ever heard.
leonhart321
#3   Posted 1 month agoReply
i agree comletely with the previous statement Titan made
If only the British did somethng that decent
eternity
#4   Posted 1 month agoReply
inb4lotsofcomments!
Kronze
#5   Posted 1 month agoReply
BLAME CANADAAAAA
BLAME CANADAAAAA
They're not even a real country anyway
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too.

I think it's time to get out the debit card.

and to piss off Kroze severely cause i know he hates it,
[ IN B4 SECOND PAGE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ]
Umbreon
#6   Posted 1 month agoReply
Interesting
LazySlacker
#7   Posted 1 month agoReply
That's fucked up, but if it's going for a good cause.
YG117
#8   Posted 1 month agoReply
aww, cute.
If I had a credit card i would donate, but im not old enough to get one

Tinkerbell26Caruso
#9   Posted 1 month agoReply
Wow. That does sound like a torturous game, if that's even a word. If I had a credit card, I would so pay money to see people tortured with excruciatingly painfull video games. haha
TPishek
#10   Posted 1 month agoReply
Ha ha. Wow. I mean, wow. The skewed ingenuity of the human race will never cease to amuse me... hey, at least it's for a good cause.
I'm just trying to picture the conversation leading up to this decision:

Hey, so now we need to pick a game to play.
How about Rock Band?
Naw, no one's gonna pay to see us play Rock Band... come on, get serious.
Ok, then, how about we play Desert Bus?
Yeah, man! That'll be totally awesome!!!
Precis
#11   Posted 1 month agoReply
Why does a game like that even exist? D8
YamiMahoIsiri
#12   Posted 1 month agoReply
That is easily the most awesome thing ever. True torture. Is Desert Bus even legal? Haha, and people worry about kids playing too much W.O.W. Yeah, right...

Oh, and I have a question. Do these guys get any sleep while they do this? Do they get to trade off?
Kroze
 Site Admin
#13   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #12 by YamiMahoIsiriReply
Four guys trade off taking 4 hour shifts each....
You can go to their site for all the info!
Nasher
#14   Posted 1 month agoReply
cool a charity based on a movie about a murderous doll
that will be awesome for the kiddies
Underling
Banned
#15   Posted 1 month agoReply
THIS COCK OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
WillPhanto1
#16   Posted 1 month agoReply
Child's Play, that the same charity Hbi2k's Abridgers for charity are raising money for. And apparently, people give more money when watching other people be tortured, then give when watching parodies.
Keiichan
#17   Posted 1 month agoReply
this is just an awesome idea - I'd donate but I have no credit card T.T

just 4 of them? wow they must have nerves of steel to do that for 4 hours each time!
Tourniquet
#18   Posted 1 month agoReply
What a greatfull move from Kroze's side!
YoshiYoko
#19   Posted 1 month agoReply
*clappity clap clap* What an awesome idea!
EdBat
Pedobear
#20   Posted 1 month agoReply
Oh look who's mentioning Penny Arcade...

MAYBE I'LL GO READ SOME OF THEIR DELIGHTFUL WEBCOMICS.
JesusRocks
#21   Posted 1 month agoReply
>_> I like that we have regular news now...
leonhart321
#22   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #21 by JesusRocksReply
almost like we are a proper site or something XD
Kroze
 Site Admin
#23   Posted 1 month agoReply
I told all of you that constant updates were right around the corner...
Just wait till Fluffy Doom starts up!
:P
JesusRocks
#24   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #22 by leonhart321Reply
xD

yeah...

almost...
Seraphim
#25   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #22 by leonhart321Reply
And it's almost like they care about us fans.
EdBat
Pedobear
#26   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #21 by JesusRocksReply
Jinxed it.
JesusRocks
#27   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #23 by KrozeReply
Kroze lol

I'm impressed, normally your ramblings on regularity are a slight overestimation...
Kroze
 Site Admin
#28   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #27 by JesusRocksReply
Also THREE new videos are just right around the corner as well...
We've been trying to think of and work out a system for a few months to have at LEAST 2 updates a week with one always being a new page of Fluffy Doom... but that got held up due to several things...
Trying to get that in order right now...

And we have always cared about the fans.. sadly we all have our own lives and jobs to keep up to keep the site running and going...
All the staff have been working hard as possible to keep everything going.
We rather not make news post when there is nothing to report especially if stuff is in the works but we aren't sure if its gonna work out or not yet.
doomsdaymesenger
#29   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #25 by SeraphimReply
almost
JesusRocks
#30   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #28 by KrozeReply
Keep up the good work, you crazy dinosaur man, you ^_^
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