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| #181 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | I screamed "Screw the rules I have money!" with a bunch of my friends in school...just to say...my teachers weren't very happy.
;__; I wish I had great hilarious moments like some of you guys had.
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| #182 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Today I was at my summer gym class... I have all of three friends (all of them guys...) in it with me. One is the one who introduced me to YGO:TAS, and the other two I am currently introducing it to. (Technology rules.) There was much quoting going on today. Quoting rules, too.
1. They were ignoring me when we were doing our laps, so I was talking to some other girls. When they tried to talk to me, I was all like, "I'm not talking to you guys anymore 'cause you were ignoring me."
When we finished our laps and started doing stretching and other exercises, I went over to them and said, "Hey, guys. I've decided to forigve you for hospitalizing my grandpa. Can we be super special awesome friends now?"
The one who introduced me to the series laughed, and the other two looked at me like Huh? and then started laughing too when they got it.
2. We got to the bowling alley and I was wearing my sunglasses inside. Some random kid (he's a freshman, I don't know him) asked me why I was wearing my sunglasses indoors. "I'm an American and Americans always wear sunglasses!"
He gave me a really weird look.
And, of course, there was a lot of just really random outbursts...
Hanging out with fellow YGO:TAS fans is always fun. |
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| #183 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | I went through a day of work when i only answered my colleages with YGOTAS quotes (not customers though, or my managers).
For example, upon asking one of my workmates to do something for me, i said " i would do it nyself, but i'm obscenely rich!" She looked at me like WTF?, and as she walked, i shouted "I have lots of money!"
When she had got what i had had asked her i told her "Put it down over there, as i don't like touching people who don't have money!" I received another WTF look from her.
I also said "This looks like a job for limey man!" for no apparent reason, other than it's one of my favoyrite line from the series. I intend to get the t-shirt soon! |
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| #184 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | My younger sister (who is very tomboyish) and I often exchange the following convo:
"I love you big brother!"/"[anything else]" (her)
"Shut up Mokuba." (me)
or
"I love you big brother!"
"Kthx." |
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| #185 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | I'm considering saying random pokemon names. |
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| #187 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | My favorite thing is to ask people how to spell sadistic and/or words that have a negative connotation, like 'annihilation' for example! You WILL get the weird stares. I did it in the middle of a math quiz, it was amazing.  |
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| #188 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Today for summer gym we went to the beach. Of course, we were quoting like crazy...
Some kid said something about someone's mom, and I said, "You know what? Your mother plays card games in Hell!"
Oh! And I picked a stick up off the beach and kept saying things about my rod and waving it at my friends. It really started to annoy them after a while, especially since I'm a girl so it sounds super wrong...
"Can you carry my drink?"
"Sure, in my rod hand."
"Come into the water with me or I will thrust my rod at you."
"Hey! I didn't say you could touch my rod!"
"Here, watch my rod for me. I'll be right back."
And I used my rod to write things in the sand.
I started out with writing "EDWARD CULLEN" in the sand, but then I added "is SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME".
Then I wrote my username, "KURAMASTRASSCULLEN".
Then I wrote "i like your booty but im not gay".
And then I said, "Attention, duelists! Man, you shoulda been there."
And then I wrote "I -heart- LittleKuriboh".
And then I wrote "YGO:TAS" and "http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com" but you couldn't read it.
I think there was something else that I'm forgetting... |
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| #189 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | My sister had an orthodontist appointment the other day. Our orthodontist said something, and the first thing she thought was, "This orthodontist office is simply fabulous!"
Today this guy was really annoying me. He annoys everybody. He tried to come up behind me and scare me, so I yelled, "Don't touch me or else the maggots of hell will get to feast on your corpse!"
Lots of my friends haven't even seen YGOTAS, but I've quoted it so much they find it funny, too. We were at Mcdonald's, and my friend got a happy meal with the panda from Kung-Fu Panda in it. He shoved it in another friend's face, and I said, "Prepare to be smothered by his giant hairy balls!" Also, another friend of mine who hasn't seen the show randomly comes up behind me and says "Surprise butt sex!"
I haven't gotten in trouble for it yet, but it's only a matter of time before I get in trouble for yelling "Go back to Russia!" or "Back off, bitch, he's mine!" |
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| #190 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | I just go on the school computers and go onto this site. Not caught yet! |
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| #191 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | I said super specail awsome like 5 times at work...but nobody noticed. T__T Like this guy Joe was filling magazine racks and I said "Wow! You got a super special awsome job!" He just nodded.  |
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| #192 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Since everyone else it telling stories, here I go. ;D
It was five minutes before school got out and me and my bestest friend were sitting on other peoles desks (Don't ask). He was attempting a british accent and one of my friends walks by and says; John, you sound gay.
I got this huge smile on my face and John goes; I'm not gay, I'm just british.
We started laughing life flipping loons until the bell rang. :D |
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| #193 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | I said "Hey, Carl! Piss off!" and got a passing bollocking for it. Nothing major though. |
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| #194 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | My cousins were over today, and my cousin and my brother were playing SSBB... and they kept screaming "Oh, bugger!" and "Oh, double bugger!" |
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| #195 Posted 6 months ago, in reply to post #189 by sillyjilly84 | Reply | another friend of mine who hasn't seen the show randomly comes up behind me and says "Surprise butt sex!"
did you then say "With you, it's never a surprise."? |
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| #196 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | I had a funny situation with the abridged series and school. Me and my friend were at this motivational thing and this guy was a HUGE patriot I mean I think when he\'s with his friends he wears a flag on his head XD anyway me and my friend decided to make up a game where we say \"in America\" after everything he said..... and it worked. \"Follow your dreams.... in America.\" \"Follow the rules...... in America.\" and at one point he acctually said \"Be successful.... in America.\" not to mention in the backround the Star Spangled Banner was playing so when he said that me and my friend started cracking up and he looked at us like \"wtf why are you laughing durring my moving moment?\" ahhhhh it was priceless lol |
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| #197 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | Ive began to refer people i dont like as "Binky boy", and also yell "SHUTUP MOKUBA" at small, annoying children... |
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| #198 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | For a while when i started watching YGO:TAS i keep saying "My Voice gives me super Strength!" whenever i would punch my friend's arm, he has the bruises to prove it.
i also gotten into the habit of saying "Nyeh!" and "Super Special Awesome" whenever i get the chance, my friends think i've gone nuts until i showed them a few random eps of it, now they do the same thing.
Me and one of my friends got in trouble for saying "Brooklyn Rage" in class a little too loudly in class.
And while running to class cause i was late i yelled out "Running!" several poked their heads out to see and watch the random idiot running past that was late for her exam...
At a convention i saw a Seto Kaiba cosplayer and he was having trouble with security and i heard him say "Screw the Rules I Have Money!", I glomped him.
Whenever my friends say "Bow chika Wow Wow" I yell "burn the witch" which isn't too cool to say when your teacher says that... |
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| #199 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | I work at Taco Bell. When we get a customer, we're supposed to say, "Hi. How are you today?" Whenever a customer asks me in return, I say, "I'm doing Super Special Awesome! What can we get for you?" I usually get a nice laugh out of that. |
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| #200 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Wow, some of these stories are brilliant!
My friend and I quote all the time. And my brother and I occasionally quote back and forth for as long as we can at the dinner table until my father yells at us! :P
I was also watching something serious on CNN International once, and the guy ended a serious sentence about the economy with "In America", with Keith-like emphasis and all, so of course I fell around laughing for about ten minutes while my parents tried to work out why I thought the stock market was so hilarious all of a sudden. |
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| #201 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Not really YGOAS related, but trouble in school related story. During math class, me and my group of friends all ended up being seated in the same half of the classroom. So all semester long during math, we would all make jokes and piss off the math teacher. Some of these included various stories about rocks, and my (in)famous \\\"storytime voice\\\" that I would do whenever we did work out of the math book. I would show the \\\"pretty pictures\\\" to the \\\"children\\\", while talking in my creepy pedophile voice, and randomly yelling \\\"I am not a freaky fish guy!\\\". And the best part is, we would actually be doing work, so we wouldn\\\'t be yelled at. \\\"No no children, -b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4 ac is the quadratic formula!\\\" Reading it isn\\\'t very funny, so I guess you had to be there.  We drove that teacher off the deep end.
My friend talking to me: I should put you in the concern box!
Teacher passing by: You\\\'re putting me in the concern box? 
My friend:  God no! |
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| #202 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | K, I\'ve told this story about a million times because I was in awe of what happened...
One day, in a study hall, I was helping my friend with her math homework. She did most of it over so I checked the answers. Since we\'ve both seen TAS, I, being the lamer that I am, decided to make a reference. This is how the convo went:
Me (looking very concerned): \"WAIT A MOMENT!!!\"
My Friend (surprised at my reaction): \"What?\"
Me (snapping my head and giving her a hard stare): \"DID YOU JUST SUMMON A BUNCH OF MONSTERS IN ONE TURN???\"
My Friend (suddenly realizing what I was talking about and smirking): \"So?\"
Me: \"That\'s against the rules, isn\'t it?\"
Random Voice: \"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!!!\"
My friend and I almost fell off our chairs when we turned around to see who it was. Our study hall teacher was standing there, leaning against the wall all nonchalantly. He just shrugged and said, \"I\'m the main character and what I say goes,\" and walked away. Both of us left that study slightly horrified |
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| #203 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | Well I have a story too, not the most interesting but YGO TAS related :) . So one day i was working with my colleague(who started watching TAS when i showed it to him) there was almost no work and we were wathing YGO: TAS (Again :) ) - Marik's Evil Council of Doom when the phone rung so i picked up the phone to answer the customer and excactly at that time was the Scene where Pegasus says "Wanna see my funny bunny?" and the customer on the phone says "Hello" and im cracking up laughing unable to stop , he says "Hello" again i try to straighten my self but only end up saying "Hel.... ahahahahahahaha ... ou" , "Wha..ahahaghahgha... can i help you with" after probably scaring the Bejesus out of him i finaly handed the phone over to my colleague cause i couldn't stop laughing for 5 min straight. |
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| #204 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #3 by Mischief | Reply | | Haha, I was laughing at that part even without thinking of Abridged jokes xD But then many others in the class cracked up too, I guess we're just a cruel bunch. |
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| #205 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | I scared my brothers the other day...
"Now watch as my knight's mightly lance pierces your moist cacoon."
... I have no idea why I picked that quote... |
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| #206 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | i was flying back home today (on an aeroplane not by myself) from America, and i was watching TAS on my iPod, i nearly burst out laughing in the middle of a bunch of strangers. Go Me!!
Also, all the time in America, i kept saying to myself: "I'm watching tv (or w/e) IN AMERICA!!"
I'm so glad i didn't say it too loud. |
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| #207 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Have fun.. in America!
Ive used the episode 12 bit when bandit keith is talking in the caves, The drama teacher gave me a object to improvise with and it was a skull!!, I think I was possessed by Bandit Keith because I just suddenly said "And now its time for my favourite shakespeare quote, Alas poor Yorick, I knew him... In America", The whole class just started laughing cause of the randomness of it, they were all expecting me to do the "to be or not be" crap.
Then in another drama lesson he gave me sunglasses!, I could not help myself "These sunglasses make it pretty hard to see in the dark but refuse to take them off because I am american and americans always wear sunglasses!" My best 2 drama lessons ever! |
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| #208 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | the other day in class ...my friend stole my pen off me and i didnt realise. and i was looking for it everywhere. and then i saw her holding it and i was like\" hey did you steal my pen?\" and she just replied\" im a cleptomaniac, i stole it from you\" and then my other friend was just like\"hey my wallets gone\" and she replied\"kaiba took it.
Unfortunatly the teacher was behind us, and gave a very strange look |
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| #209 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | I was reading Dear Abby this morning... I started laughing when I read this:
"He's acting like a petulant child"
Or something like that. |
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