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Worthog117
#1   Posted 1 year agoReply
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

who remembers zero wing?

Hardcore gamers like littlekoriboh may remember, On the Sega genesis its famous for its butchering of the English language, But it sure was funny


The line "all your base are belong to us" sparked a dance remix
Nottham
#2   Posted 1 year agoReply
someone sent us up the bomb. I never played the game but i can imagine what it was like with the video.
Worthog117
#3   Posted 1 year agoReply
it sucks arse
ShadowMaskPrime
#4   Posted 1 year agoReply
I have played Zero Wing Actually.....
Found it in an Arcade once....
I think it was a multiple game machine....

Also played Megaman Power Battles that day too..... same machine.


The Intro, added for the English localisation of the Genesis version, is all that people remember of it these days.

I believe that was the only cutscene in the entire game... Or any reference to plot at all maybe...

The actual title was a horizontally scrolling space shooter, much like R-Type, Gradius, etc, with the game's unique feature being able to use a tractor beam to hold objects and enemies in front of you as a shield.

And there is Far Worse Engrish out there (seen some awesome Signs someone has for a screen saver).
I recommend the Taito Legends titles, for some of the best, including one title (TL2, X-box one only I believe) that ends with the Princess saying "Thank you for that thing." or something hilariously similar to that....

Another of my favs is more of a typo than Engrish.
"We fought a food fight, we saved the World!"
AxeEffect64
#5   Posted 1 year agoReply
i know the song it is on ffr
Manipul8or
#6   Posted 1 year agoReply
What you say?

gotta love the Engrish language........
Worthog117
#7   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #6 by Manipul8orReply
or badly translated sentences that are funny to listen to
lucienlachance
Banned
#8   Posted 1 year agoReply
i actually did play it in an arcade once, just so i could say that i played zero wing. i was quite disappointed when i didn't see the intro; it wasn't until later that i found out the intro was only on the genesis version. without the intro, it's just your basic sidescrolling shooter, nothing special about it really.
Ylle
#9   Posted 1 year agoReply
Except that gravity gun.
Isn't much more to it other than flinging the enemy, into the enemy.

Edit: How about Blazing Star?
AxeEffect64
#10   Posted 1 year agoReply
www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order hilarious you gotta read
DannyLilithborne
#11   Posted 1 year agoReply
You know this is older than Jesus, right?
lazylen
#12   Posted 1 year agoReply
no, its A.D. 2101. it will happen in the future.

therefore, it is not older than Jesus.


in other news, How are you gentlemen?
Worthog117
#13   Posted 1 year agoReply
all you base are belong to us


Youtube is on the way of distruction
OverMind
#14   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #13 by Worthog117Reply
Youtube is on the way of distruction
WHAT YOU SAY!?
ShadowMaskPrime
#15   Posted 1 year agoReply
Ha Ha Ha.


[ Oh someone had to do it.... ]
Teenage1biohazard
#16   Posted 1 year agoReply
Im a huge sega fan(What?! i may be 12 but sonic was way better before 7th gen)
And i Remember the day i bought this at a flea market for 75Cents i played it for 10 minutes after that i pulled it out of my genesis went into the front yard with 10 M-80's taped them to the cartridge and said''Welcome to video-game Hell'' Blew it up went back inside
Shoenin
#17   Posted 1 year agoReply
Ok game on its own.

But yeah, theyre far better SHUMPS out there.
Worthog117
#18   Posted 1 year agoReply
sonic games are bad, it make zero wing look like Halo
OverMind
#19   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #18 by Worthog117Reply
sonic games are bad
Are you serious?
We are talking about the originals for the Genesis right (Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, etc.)? I, among a lot of people, would strongly disagree.
theHOLYmackerel
#20   Posted 1 year agoReply
"You have no chance to survive make your time."
Engrish is hilarious.
Worthog117
#21   Posted 1 year agoReply
we all know, I used to like sonic but it does along with the 2D era


anyway zero wings creators dident have the money for translators
HeavyDDR
Banned
#22   Posted 1 year agoReply
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
wrexness
#23   Posted 1 year agoReply
And now for the awesome webcomic: xkcd
Worthog117
#24   Posted 1 year agoReply
WTF?
BFGfreak
#25   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #4 by ShadowMaskPrimeReply
Actually, there was an ending cutscene.It was worse.

And now for something completely diferent



[ OK not really ]
ShadowMaskPrime
#26   Posted 1 year agoReply
Actually, you can see those two scenes are completely unconnected apart from Game. When I said there was no End Cutscene, I meant there was no cutscene that ended the glimpse of a story we see in the Opening Scene. Some people might try the game to see if there are any more scenes with Cats, which there are not. There is nothing else about him.
Worthog117
#27   Posted 1 year agoReply
theres no story to Zero wing
ShadowMaskPrime
#28   Posted 1 year agoReply
<facepalm>

Yes, that's the whole point. The Infamous Cutscene was added because they felt it would appeal better to those Outside Japan if it DID have a story, thus they produced that Cutscene that even has Named Characters (Cats). But it wasn't a part of the original game, so he doesn't appear anywhere else in the game. They didn't even change the Ending Cutscene to include a conclusion of his defeat and stuff. They just kept the old one by the looks of it.

But that isn't to say people have not tried to fill in the gaps to make their own story, complete with prequel. Unfortunately, they've disappeared, so it looks like it will never be finished.

And now for other Wing Zero cool stuff.
Zero Wing Rhapsody
Mr.T Vs Cats.

And go watch all Mr.T vs Stuff, else he'll throw you hellova far. Specially the stuff by T. Pug.
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