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| #2 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Yes, but only because he played a game that taught him how to eat kittens. |
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| #3 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | This game sounds mean D: |
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| #4 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | It's called Kitten Eating Mama.
You don't wanna know how they implemented the touch-screen. |
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| #5 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | *is waiting for a Wii version of Kitten Eating Mama*
oh the things you can do with the remote...... |
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| #6 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Do you pick the kittens and drop them into the frying pan ? |
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| #7 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Screw Jack Thompson. We have money. *shot* |
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| #8 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Meh. When HE was born, they were likely still wearing animal skins and speaking in grunts. His penchant for eating kittens probably stems from there. He's never been the sort to adapt quickly seeing as his ideals and concept of human morality hasn't changed at all since those of the Salem Witch Trial days. |
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| #9 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Also, Kitten Eating Revolution (GO!) will be coming to the PSP in Q4 2007. |
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| #10 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | and the game supposedly has real kitten eating action! |
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| #11 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I read in a comic he sodomizes with giraffes. That must be true, because comics never lie! |
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| #12 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | This is the moron who had a tantrum over The Sims 2 being inappropriate. They are exactly like Barbie dolls underneath. The anatomy is completely inaccurate.
I like kitties... D: |
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| #13 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Nor do Giraffes. They're 100 percent honest, unless you've pissed them off. Then they'll do whatever it takes to make you suffer |
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| #14 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I loved the World News article that capitalised words in their article, so it looked like this "The killer PRACTISED murdering on his playstation."
Jack Thompson is one of my favourite fiction authors of all time!
'Course he's too scared to go after Gears. Mwa hahahahhahahahaha, chainsaws on guns scare Thompson! |
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| #15 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Aw, come on guys. We all know the only reason he hates video games so much nowadays is because he was raped by Pac-Man as a small child. I don't think he ever truly got over it. |
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| #16 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Chainsaws and guns would scare me, too. They're CHAINSAWS AND GUNS. Also, hilarious that he had to be psychologically tested. Credability quickly decreasing, methinks. |
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| #17 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Video games molested jack Thompson haha... Thats a good game for the Wii.. The touch screen is strange in that one as well.
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| #18 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | This is all a big excuse. He's trying to cover up the fact that he could not win in Goldeneye, Mario Kart, OR Super Smash Brothers, making him a laughingstock of the late 90s. |
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| #19 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | D: *RINGSTAINED* |
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| #20 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | You do know he did defended earth in the 70's from 'space invaders' with co-pilot groundskeepers wille, so lay. Hes a veteran!. |
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| #21 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Jack Thompson eats kittens? I thought it was more like every time he opened his mouth to talk a kitten died under the weight of the total absurdity he spouts out. |
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| #22 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Bwuhuhuhuh! Kittens give Morbo gas. |
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| #24 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Jack thompson eats more then kittens.>_> |
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| #25 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | So THAT'S where he got his power!!!
must be running out of kittens then :P |
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| #26 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | That's horrible! Everyone gather up your kittens and offer them to Jack Thompson to sustain his power. </sarcasm> |
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| #27 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Every time Jack Thompson eats, a kitten dies. |
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| #28 Posted 1 year ago | Reply |
Jack Thompson eats babies for dessert. |
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| #29 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | eatting kitties eh . . . sounds fun
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| #30 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Jack Thompson haunts me in my sleep at night. 'Fro rly. |
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