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| #151 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | legendary thread for being posted in by LK
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| #152 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | jack thompson goes to my school at churchill |
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| #153 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | i heard jack thompson likes the calico kittens and the main coons give him hives wich sets him on rampages trying to ban games that arent even that bad like bully |
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| #154 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Jack Thompson gives me NIGHTMARES
hasen't he lost his job and forced to get mental help? |
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| #155 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | wouldn't surprise me, though i don't think so... |
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| #156 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | May I ask who the hell Jack Thomson is? o.O I feel that I'm missing something T.T |
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| #158 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | This is the guy who sent threatened the one man in the world who can hire every lawyer from here to the Gaza Strip. Also, remember when he said Cho trained on Counter-Strike? Anyone else find it odd that the second he can't blame Rockstar, he goes after VALVe? |
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| #159 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Jack Thompson touch me in a bad plays and stoll my frend sam j nob
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| #160 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | He was Bared from the Courts of some State, maybe even two, but not totally out of a job yet.
He said someone trained using Counter Strike?
Oh yes, as a Mouse and Keyboard is JUST like the real thing. The Mouse give the perfect amount of feedback to simulation firing a real gun.
Same way a 3rd Person game teaches you Exactly how to kill a cop.
Seriously, if you're a trained cop, you're not going to get killed by someone who has "trained" with a video game, unless you're actually a poor cop, or you're unlucky, and if you were unlucky, they would probably had as much chance to kill you without the "training". And just as much inclination.
The second he says something along the lines of "The Wii-mote Pointer is The PERFECT way to train aiming and firing a gun", someone needs to take him down to a firing range, and show him the "subtle" differences, and make a complete fool out of him. Unfortunately, I don't think he is quite that stupid.
Though one day I might like to design a Game Loosely based upon his idea. But it would be an almost Noir style game with the main character trying to track down the exact right person responsible for his Son's death, thus going to each video games company, egged on along the way by the mysterious Thomas Jackson, who seems to be a lawyer on his side, and keeping one step ahead of the proper authorities who seek to stop his vigilante actions but as he delves further and further in his search for the truth, he keeps finding each game doesn't match the method used to kill his son.. |
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| #161 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Wow I just found out about this guy like now and he's an enormous douche bag. He's not in a mental institution? That strikes me as odd. My father is the strictest Christian I know and yet he's fine with me playing violent games. In fact we play games (all 1st person shooting games) together every once in a while. This guy says gamers are morons or crack-heads, but he so stupid doesn't realize how smart and intelligent most gamers are. In fact the people who created/programmed those video games (who are obviously gamers) have to have a vast knowledge of computers and/or graphic arts and basically can't be the dumbasses he's describing (and is himself.) I dearly hope that he chokes on a hairball from one of the poor kittens that he eats. But that still wouldn't be satisfying enough. |
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| #162 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Ok so he eats kittens? So what? So do I. *takes a big bite of kittens hind leg*
Just kidding. That guy was #2 on Gametrailers list of top ten douchebags of gaming. Doesnt he have better things to do then go around flaming gamers and eating innocent cats? |
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| #163 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Who was number 1, can I ask? |
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| #164 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | watch it yourself!
(the duckhunt dog) |
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| #165 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Dammit! Double post! UNINTENTIONAL! |
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| #166 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Jack Thompson says we gamers need a life.. He needs a life for finding the time to make such a detailed statement about how we need lives in the first place. ^^ |
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| #167 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | since Jack Thompson is a lawyer, we should have a lawyer joke.
What's the difference between a lawyer (such as Jack Thompson) and a carp?
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other one's a fish |
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| #168 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I dont think anyone said this or maybe I missed it but just wait he is going to blame card games next if the stock market crashes. |
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| #169 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #168 by Kivan | Reply | It could very well be the cause....
Or should I say WoW could very well be the Cause!
Or something....
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| #170 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I once did a paper in my english class about videogames...
We were intended to pick a controversial topic and the first name that popped into my mind was "JACK THOMPSON, THAT @#$%!!"
I'm so happy my teacher let me do it. I was two points away from a perfect...
Everyone else got low grades because they chose a topic they knew NOTHING about.
Muahahahaha. |
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| #171 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | ok if he says games like halo, doom 3 and that sort cause problems does that mean those that play GH2 can actually play guitars well in real life |
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| #172 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Jack thompson hasen't won a case, And his only excuse for everything is videogames.....WHY IS THIS MAN A LAWYER AGAIN?! |
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| #173 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | "Your mommas so fat she's Jack Thompson."
One of the best insults. |
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| #174 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | im just wondering but shouldnt it be your mommas so stupid.... |
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| #175 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Jack Thompson probably hates video games because a Pac-Man machine ate his money as a kid. He vowed revenge on all video games for his lost quarter.  |
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| #176 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | oh my god they stole his quarter.
Those Bastards.
Sorry it sounded better in my mind. |
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| #177 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Jack Thompson hates games, because as a child, he was playing a McDonalds brand video game, and Ronald himself popped out of the game. Ronald then proceeded to rape him so hard up the ass that he cant get it up to this day. |
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| #178 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Hm, the only people who could save us from Jack are Pheonix Wright or Harvey Birdman...
Which brings me upon the next topic... has Jack ever used the Chewbacca strategy? |
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| #179 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | we could get the Master Chief to get rid of Jack |
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| #180 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #178 by Bladerkun | Reply | It would be rather amusing to see him try to rip off the Judge's arms and beat him to death with them.
As a matter of fact, I have this game he could practice doing it on... |
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