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| #1 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | EDIT: I hereby surrender my DUTY to change the thread title frequently in pursuit of half-a-lulz. If any staff members are up for the power abuse, go ahead and take over.
Make a Wish, and the next poster Grants it, but in addition to granting it, corrupts it so it goes horribly wrong. Just like a Genie. After that, they just add in thier own wish.
Maruna: I wish the fake LittleKuribohs would all die.
UnIcOrN MaStEr69er: Granted, but you realize that you were a Little Kuriboh imposter yourself.
I wish I would make a friend before I die
And it just continues on like that. Any questions? No, Didn't think so. Now Start. |
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| #2 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I Wish I was a Bannana. |
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| #3 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | granted, but all the monkeys try to eat you at once and you get squashed :) |
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| #4 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I wish for some snickerdoodles. |
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| #5 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but you become alergic to them.
I wish theey would release the tape of Steve Irwin's death to the public. |
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| #6 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | granted, but it's so horrible that you have nighmares for a year and his family are so cross they go on a rampage.
I wish I had a pikachu. |
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| #7 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | granted, but it dosen't obey you.
I wish for a non-corrupted wish. |
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| #8 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | granted, but it was a crap wish anyway |
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| #9 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I wish that Mana would wish for something. |
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| #10 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | (oops)
granted- but she posts it a post late (the horror) |
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| #11 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | I wish I could play the guitar. |
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| #12 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but you lose your fingers after you play.
I wish I didn't have to deal with little kids day after day. |
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| #13 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but dealing with little kids hour after hour isn't going to be any better.
I wish I could fly. |
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| #14 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but you only get to ride an aeroplane.
I wish I had money. |
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| #15 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but the IRS will reclaim all of it - with interest.
I wish I had icecream. |
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| #16 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but it's Chocolate with Chocolate chips, Chocolate Sprinkles, Hot fudge, and Chocolate milk poured on top. Muahaha, how evil am I?
I wish Season two of 'The Venture Brothers' didn't suck. |
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| #17 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but just wait until you see what they do to Season three.
Yay! Chocolate! ^_^ I wish I had mint to go with my chocolate! |
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| #18 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but you get every Junior Mint in the world, and you're attacked by every single person that likes them. And seriously, It's delicious mint candy covered in a chocolate shell. Who doesn't love that?
I wish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire would return to primetime. |
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| #19 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but their budget's a little tight so they've changed the title to "Who Wants to be Fifty Cents Richer."
Junior mint heaven - but I wish I had a bat to beat away all the attackers! |
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| #20 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but it flies away. >__>
I wish I wasn't so damn awesome that everyone wants to be me. |
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| #21 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Grant... Oh, wait, you never were that awesome. My bad.
I wish youtube would stop banning anime. |
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| #22 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but they start IP banning the people who watch it instead.
I wish Hayou would stop making jokes about me that aren't funny. (Saying I Never was that Awesome) |
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| #23 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but only jokes that aren't funny to Hayou will count.
I wish Maruna's ego was smaller. *whistles innocently* |
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| #24 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but it gets so small that I can't corrupt this wish.
I Wish I had a some Chile. |
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| #25 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but you also inherit the Chile national debt. Have fun with your new country.
I wish the tooth fairy left $100 a tooth. |
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| #26 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | granted, but only when she takes your adult teeth. and dentures caust $10,000
i wish i could read minds |
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| #27 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but everyone can hear your thoughts, too.
I wish I had a computer with unlimited memory. |
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| #28 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but you become a vegetable, and can never move or speak again.
I Wish Hayou realized that I already own a country, and HE just expanded my Empire. |
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| #29 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | granted, but then he takes over and rules over them instead
i wish i could always be happy with my life |
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| #30 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Granted, but your life will end in three... two... one...
I wish Maruna would stop calling me a 'he!' |
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