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| #4951 Posted 4 months ago | | granted but it was the power to distroy million of ants
i wish i had wings |
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| #4952 Posted 4 months ago | | granted but it was the power to distroy million of ants
i wish i had wings |
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| #4953 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you accidently fly into a plane engine.
I really wish I had a Jar of Dirt. |
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| #4954 Posted 4 months ago | | granted, but theres no rum
i wish for........somthing |
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| #4955 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted. You get a year's worth of free lessons with Som Thing, the Spelling Tutor.
Unfortunately, he's a 24/7 Tutor who moderates every word that flows from your fingers, and slowly drives you insane. |
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| #4956 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #4955 by Maruna | | Ouch... (I guess I'll continue)
I wish this was a real song. |
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| #4957 Posted 4 months ago | | [ (Forgot to wish, Sorry!) ]
Granted, but it's never recorded.
I wish I wish I was a Fish. |
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| #4958 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you got put in a fish bowl with Nemo (Finding Nemo)
I wish Maruna can think of a new title for this thread. |
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| #4959 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted: The Gay Sex Petition; Post to get raped up the ass by Tigger the Tiger.
I wish it was Friday. |
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| #4960 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but that is the dat you die.
I wish had Adobe Premier. |
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| #4961 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted,but it crashes your computer.
I wish I was dead... |
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| #4962 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you come back to life.
I wish i was a monkey |
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| #4963 Posted 4 months ago | | granted, but i wanted to say something about evolution but JR smacked me in the head, so you just expload
i wish i was sane |
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| #4964 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you lose said sanity within 3 seconds
I wish I was sane,,,
Go figure |
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| #4965 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, now everyone else goes insane and slaughters you, your family, your friends, and eachother
I wish it wasn't so easily to corrupt a wish into becoming the end of humanity |
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| #4966 Posted 4 months ago | | granted, too bad it gonna happen
i wish i had cat ears, and a tail! |
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| #4967 Posted 4 months ago | | granted, but it's because you're a cat.
I wish there was an easier way to create animations on CS3 |
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| #4968 Posted 4 months ago | | granted, but you still can't understand it
I wish Zelda Untold Origins created by Scootlumpdude would become an actual zelda game one day |
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| #4969 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you can never get a copy.
I wish I was sane (again) |
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| #4970 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #4969 by Insane85 | | Granted, now everyone else goes insane and slaughters you, your family, your friends, and each other(again).
I wish I has MOAR COCA - COLA. |
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| #4971 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you have so much, that you drown... and get all sticky.
I wish I was Londons greatest magician. |
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| #4972 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you can't control the magic and it blows you up
I wish I had a turkey sandwich |
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| #4973 Posted 4 months ago | | granted, but the turkey is a little dry
i wish for a monkeys paw |
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| #4974 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but it makes so that you can't type so you can no longer go on this site so you kill yourself.
I wish for a slice of bread to mop up my soup with. |
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| #4975 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but now you have soggy bread
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich |
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| #4976 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you have soggy bread.
I wish for more soup because the first bowl was so delicious |
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| #4977 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but then someone adds too much salt into it and it becomes overly salty and bad.
I wish I could write better |
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| #4978 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #4977 by sajeev50 | | Granted, and you get published. Then, your editor expects a sequel which you simply cannot produce. The public hounds you, demanding you write at the same quality as before. Unable to take the stress, you commit suicide.
I wish I could go to San Diego. |
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| #4979 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but you came during Comic-con and you got stuck in San Diego traffic forever. The San Diego heat makes it unbearable and you try to walk to the coolest building. Unfortunately a terrorist attacks the building with a bomb and the flames burn your face terribly.
I wish I could sky dive (and not die) during the weekend. |
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| #4980 Posted 4 months ago | | Granted, but as you fall gravity around you disappears and you're doomed to float in the sky for ever.
I wish humans could gain elemental powers (but most of them would be responsible) |
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