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| #5671 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5670 by Lerena | | Granted but he rapes you
i wish i had everything i know of (except the bad things) |
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| #5672 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but you learn of something else you want.
I wish I didn't have a stalker. |
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| #5673 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5670 by Lerena | | <.< granted <.<
i wish i wasnt salking someone |
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| #5674 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but now you're being stalked.
I wish my brother was dead. |
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| #5675 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5674 by Lerena | | granted but then your parents adopt another one
I wish for a pizza |
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| #5676 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but it has anchovies on it. I thought they were extinct.
I wish I didn't have any more vocabulary to do for Economics. |
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| #5677 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but now you have to learn equations for history.
I wish I could do a handstand. |
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| #5678 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but you now have trouble standing on your feet.
I wish I could boost my self-esteem. |
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| #5679 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but you get so big-headed that NASA decides to make you a satillite.
I wish that made sense. |
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| #5680 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but now saying the sky is purple and the grass is yellow makes sense too.
I wish I didn't have school today. |
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| #5681 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5680 by Lerena | | Granted, you go to Night School Tonight.
I wish this was an awesome wish. |
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| #5682 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5681 by roxasabridged | | Rofl. You didn't grant my wish at all.
Granted, but now it's awesome to eat needles.
I wish someone would grant this wish. =o |
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| #5683 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5682 by Lerena | | Granted but the fact that I granted it leaves you with a
permanent emptiness inside, causing you to commit suicide.
I wish 4 popcorn |
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| #5684 Posted 1 month ago | | ...Granted?
I wish for slightly more air in this room..
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| #5685 Posted 1 month ago | | ...Granted?
I wish for slightly more air in this room..
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| #5686 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5685 by chimpofdeath | | Granted but the lack of corruption and double post causes
the air to be filled with the horrible Ebola virus.
I wish I had the movie Outbreak... |
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| #5687 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, what whatever disease it's about comes through the screen and leaves you wishing you were dead.
I wish for a soft bed. |
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| #5688 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5687 by KawaitaSakebi | | Granted it's made out of flour
I wish for a blank canvas. |
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| #5689 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but it's a pink canvas.
I wish I didn't have a kanker sore. |
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| #5690 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted. Instead you have a cavity that requires a root canal.
I wish I had a tube of toothpaste. |
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| #5691 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but you have a canker sore so it hurts to brush your teeth.
I wish I knew what I was doing. =P |
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| #5692 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but also have a whole gallon of orange juice that you have to drink with the taste of toothpaste still in your mouth.
EDIT: Dang, ninja'd! Granted, but nobody else does.
I wish someone would eat the rest of my birthday cake before I make myself sick on it. X_x |
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| #5693 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but you still get sick.
I wish I had some crackers. |
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| #5694 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but they have no salt in them whatsoever.
I wish I had cool socks. |
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| #5695 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but they are too cold to wear.
I wish I I don'r have to water my mom's garden. |
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| #5696 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but now you have to water your grandfather's garden.
I wish I could go to sleep. |
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| #5697 Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5696 by Lerena | | Granted but you choose not to
I wish i had a cool car |
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| #5698 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but it has beer in it and you get caught getting drunk while driving.
I wish i didn't have the hiccups. |
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| #5699 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but the cure is to be scared, and you get scared so bad you have a heart attack.
I wish my fingers were warm. |
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| #5700 Posted 1 month ago | | Granted, but now they're hot instead of warm.
I wish I wasn't lazy. |
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