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| #31 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you are in fact, a man.
I Wish Hayou would stop wanting to be a woman. |
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| #32 Posted 1 year ago | | Your wish cannot be granted at this time because Hayou already IS a woman!
I wish Maruna would slip on a banana peel. In front of a lot of people. *cues evil thoughts*
Long live parody! ~Hayou~ |
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| #33 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it was in the movie, "Maruna VII: The Battle against Marijuana" Which I win an Oscar for.
I Wish Hayou realized that cross dressing in his mother's basement doesn't make him a woman. |
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| #34 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but after the operation, hayou begins exploring womanhood with enthusiasm to rival that of mr/mrs garrison
i wish i new more people who werent idiots
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| #35 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you become agravated with them and die a horible death.
I wish I could watch all the yugioh abridged series all in one day several hundred times. |
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| #36 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but you then grow bored with yugioh abridged and realize its too late to erase the damage its done to your social life
i wish i could think of something good to wish for |
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| #37 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you will forget what it is as soon as you begin to write your next post.
I wish I actually had a basement - no, an attic. No, a basement. Attic. Basement. Attic. Basement. Atticbasementatticbasementatticbasement BOTH!
Long live parody! ~Hayou~ |
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| #38 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but while enjoying your new attic, a tornado come by and kills you, destroying the attic
i wish...damn, forgot...oh yeah, i wish i could write parodies |
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| #39 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but youtube will sue you for copyright infringement anyway.
I wish I had a puppy.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #40 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but your cat kills it.
I wish It was friday. |
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| #41 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but going through labor is gonna suck
i wish i had more free time |
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| #42 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it will cause you to become addicted to online gaming.
I wish I was the queen of Monopoly.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #43 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but your really the king of Monopoly.
I wish Monopoly money would become real money. |
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| #44 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but nobody will want to play because everyone secretly hates that game
i wish i could play the guitar, and for that matter that i had a guitar |
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| #45 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but guitars will suddenly fall out of fashion and no one will want to hear you play.
I wish I had a better comeback wish to use against TwilightLink.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #46 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but you post it ten minutes late
i wish i had a pie |
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| #47 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it's a mud pie. Earthworms, anyone?
I wish I could be in a Broadway show.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #48 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, rent, but since you cant act, you suck it up and ruin a wonderful musical for every theatre geek in existence. and you play angel.
i wish i had an hdtv |
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| #49 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but the only show that's on is a low-quality videotaped performance of the Broadway show I ruined.
I wish I had an iPod.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #50 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but you go deaf from listening to it so much
i wish i wasnt near deaf |
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| #51 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but now you are totally deaf
i wish i had super powers |
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| #52 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but what are you going to do with the power to melt and to make puppies cry?
i wish i had two wishes |
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| #53 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you just used one.
I wish I hadn't posted late and had to edit this post.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #54 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you use them stupidly.
I wish I had three wish's. |
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| #55 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but they somehow backfire on you in an ironic manner
i wish adult swim was its own chanel |
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| #56 Posted 1 year ago | | granted but the channel gets bought out by 4kids and you know the results.
I wish I had a ham sandwich |
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| #57 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but the bread is moldy
i wish i could type faster |
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| #58 Posted 1 year ago | | grnated, but ouy los the abilty to spel
i wish i had some dinner |
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| #59 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but It's the exact same dinner I ate about an hour ago. It just looks a little different.
I Wish I Wish I was a fish. |
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| #60 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but must forever live with the irony of being a guppy named Flounder.
I wish I had a smoothie.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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