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| #61 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it's a Maruna Slushy. Loaded with my hair, and toenail clippings. I usually only give it to women, but I can make an exception.
I Wish Hayou would accept that I'm just going to call him a man for as long as he posts on the Off-Topic board. |
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| #62 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you become addicted to them, and overdose.
I wish I could read like super fast with no interuptions. |
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| #63 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but the only thing you can read is my horrible 50 Page Golden Sun fanfiction that I never finished.
I Wish I wasn't so self absorbed. |
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| #64 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but mmmmmmmmhmmmmm, I can't seem to think of a Corrupiton.
I wish I could think of a corruption. |
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| #65 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it involves me getting a girl friend. Wait, wha?
I wish I had a girl friend... I'm just so lonely... |
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| #66 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but so do I. :(
I wish this guy on yugioh would stop talking about his hair. lol |
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| #67 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted but... Gah... AHH!! Time-Space Paradox!!
I wish I that all the girls in Siberia named Maruna would jump off a bridge. (Yes, Maruna is a girls name in siberia) |
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| #68 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but Maruna has just been adopted as a girl's name in Africa. Tough luck.
I wish the guy on Yugioh who talked about his hair would be in more episodes.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #69 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, and it causes a Xodarap Ecaps-Emit which undoes all of Link's damage. Hurray!
I wish the Magical Land of Unicorns was real... |
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| #70 Posted 1 year ago | | grated, but the unicorns all died from a nuclear bomb
i wish dinasours still roamed the earth.... |
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| #71 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but the only in zoos.
I wish I could go work on making my profile prettifulnessifiedismized. |
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| #72 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but your IQ has just dropped by ten points simply for making the request.
I wish I could see Europe.
Long live parodies! ~Hayou~ |
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| #73 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but only the eastern part of Europe
I wish MGS4 would come out sooner. |
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| #74 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but it only comes out in alaska, and never comes out anywhere else... ever.
i wish i was king of the world... |
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| #75 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but they don't have time to make Solid Snake a playable character.
I Wish I didn't post at the EXACT same time as Yoshi. |
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| #76 Posted 1 year ago | | ok, you didnt post at all. or ever will again.
i wish i had some cookies |
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| #77 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but they're snickerdoodles and I take them away from you.
I wish I had a box of toffee. |
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| #78 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you can't eat them unless You tell me your gender.
I wish LazySlacker would change It's avatar. It's too damn cute. It's driving me crazy. |
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| #79 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but I changed it back.
btw, I'm male, toffee plz.
I wish I had a chocobo. |
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| #80 Posted 1 year ago | | ok, but its a yellow one and does nothing
i wish that i lived in canada |
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| #81 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but you live in the northern reaches of Canada.
I wish I wings to fly with. |
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| #82 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but... Well, that's torture enough.
I wish I had some tofee to give Lazy. |
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| #83 Posted 1 year ago | | granted, but it tastes super nasty.
i wish i had some pizza.. |
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| #84 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it has anchovies. (unless you like them...)
I wish for fish in a dish. |
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| #85 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it's name is Maruna, and looks (Not to mention tastes) Exactly like me!
I wish I could be a better person, if possible. |
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| #86 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted. Now you're .01% better.
I wish for an Aeroplane. |
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| #87 Posted 1 year ago | | ok, it crashes on first flight.
i wish that i was able to do something famous |
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| #88 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted. You kill Oprah.
I wish Diamond wouldn't be killed by every woman in the world for committing the greatest of sins. |
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| #89 Posted 1 year ago | | lol
Granted, s/he'll be killed by every other woman.
I wish for a ton of salted soy nuts. |
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| #90 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but they've been tainted by the dark forces of Hippies.
I wish people would stop turning me into a girl, so I could be a boy again. |
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