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| #1681 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but a pigeon poos on you.
I wish I could revive this topic back to the first page of Off-Topic |
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| #1682 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1681 by mentaldan19 | | thats nice
granted, but then I answer
I wish Ren wasn't so sad |
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| #1683 Posted 1 year ago | | granted but i start to feel sad now
i wish i wasnt sad  |
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| #1684 Posted 1 year ago | | too bad, you are.
I wish I had a cake |
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| #1685 Posted 1 year ago | | Granted, but it's a pancake!
I wish more of my friends were here right now. |
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| #1686 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1685 by MarioMaster3000 | | Granted, but just as soon as they log in you get another 2-day ban. Welcome back, by the way.
I wish all Microsoft Windows installations were replaced by Linux variants.
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| #1687 Posted 1 year ago | | granted...i got nothin wait uh...Linux is really your father!
I wish for a wish to end all wishes |
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| #1688 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1687 by AsianKid013 | | Granted. Except there was a system error in the Curropt-a-Wish database. Instead, there is a dish to end all dishes. I can only give you my deepest sympathies for this typographical error.
I wish I didn't have a hideous obsession with the letter K
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AWHHHHHHHH, that felt SOOOOOOOO gooood!!1!1!!111!!1 |
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| #1689 Posted 1 year ago | | granted
but now u hav an obbsession with thu letter U
:P
i wish i had my own computer |
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| #1690 Posted 1 year ago | | granted but its really slow
i wish i had a good tv in my room |
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| #1691 Posted 1 year ago | | granted but u must pay 30 euro a minute 2 use it. (its super cwl tho)
i wish i wasnt in trouble  |
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| #1692 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1690 by Spoofs3 | | Granted, but it can't catch all of the channels you wanna watch.
I wish my British friends were on. |
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| #1693 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1692 by MarioMaster3000 | | I'm limey and I'm ready to drink cups of tea!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| #1694 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1693 by mentaldan19 | | Granted, but I said British friends!
I wish people weren't acting like stereotypes! |
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| #1695 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1694 by MarioMaster3000 | | منحت ، ولكن انا الذهاب الى ا أف العالم... لأن انا الافغانيه... وهذا ما أفعله...
اود ان رفع الحظر من شأنه انهم 'alan9dtmen1'
Translation courtesy of some bombs, because that's what we Afghans are associated with... bombs...:Granted, but I'm going to terrorise the world... because I'm Afghani... and that's what I do...
I wish they would unban 'alan9dtmen1' |
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| #1696 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1695 by mentaldan19 | | granted ( u were probably hoping 4 sum1 else 2 answer :P)
but instead they accidentally ban all ur accounts
i wish i could stay on 4 a bit longer
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| #1697 Posted 1 year ago | | granted but then i have to go
i wish i didnt have to go because of cherrys wish |
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| #1698 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1695 by mentaldan19 | | *edit: Nevermind, I just realized mentaldan19 was just being satirical*
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@Spoofs3: Granted, but even when you stay on-line, your computer crashes.
I wish I had a new jacket. |
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| #1699 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1698 by OverMind | | granted but it rips in half
I believe pplz from that area would find it both offensive and insulting.....
I wish potaoes could explode
>_< |
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| #1700 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1698 by OverMind | | Oh, tell me, tell me, tell me!
*begs like cute puppy* |
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| #1701 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1700 by mentaldan19 | | tell you what?
I wish potaoes could explode
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| #1702 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1701 by PhantomFan | | Granted ... but at that moment your wish came true, you had a sack of potatoes in your car, a large ship carrying potatoes was sailing near the Galápagos Islands, and a large jet carrying carrying potatoes for export was flying over New York City.
@mentaldan19: Though it's subtle, I picked up the hint (late) that you were just identifying a stereotype (using terms like associated with) in response to MarioMaster3000's post. I hope you're not endorsing it (which is kind of what you were doing with your OsamaBinLaden account).
Since I haven't read the first 50 or so pages of this thread, I'm not sure if anyone used the following wish already or if it's original:
I wish that something bad would happen because of this wish. |
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| #1703 Posted 1 year ago | | and a large jet carrying carrying potatoes for export was flying over the Sept. 11 Twin Tower wreckage.
you think you're funny? |
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| #1704 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1703 by PhantomFan | | I had tried to change it ... but I guess you caught me 10 seconds or so after I posted.
I have never claimed to be funny. |
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| #1705 Posted 1 year ago | | for export was flying over New York City.
is that really much better though? |
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| #1706 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1702 by OverMind | | Not that you need another argument -- *hopes you and Phantom end this via glomping means* -- but what did me do to Mario?
I'm no so much satirising Afghans, but satirising the stereotypes of Afghans, by registering OsamaBinLadens 1-9.
...because some narrow-minded people have opinions that all Afghans are evil terrorists.
(Call me Danny.  ) |
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| #1707 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1706 by mentaldan19 | | I'm against stereotypes......
they CAN be fun, but also not |
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| #1708 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1706 by mentaldan19 | | I'm no so much satirising Afghans, but satirising the stereotypes of Afghans, by registering OsamaBinLadens 1-9.
That's exactly what I meant. You didn't do anything to MasterMario3000 except reply to his wish.
@PhantomFan: My apologies if I offended you. I guess it's too early to joke about terrorism (I had a split-second realization that people might be offended but I had already clicked "Submit" ...). Though, in my defence ... it was implicitely implied; there was no explicit mention of an intentional crash.
I'm beginning to realize that some things said in casual real life conversation may be interpreted differently when read.
To set things straight, let's get back to the topic:
My wish: I wish that something bad would happen because of this wish. |
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| #1709 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1708 by OverMind | | granted YOU explode
I wish there were less stereotypes |
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| #1710 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #1708 by OverMind | | You like Japanese Manga. You come from Canada.
My stalking skills impress you.
*Friends!* |
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