Locked: Terrorists, I address you.

JBauer #1   Posted 1 year ago Jack Bauer is here. I am monitoring this liberal propaganda show for anti-American and terrorist activity. Be warned. I have my eyes on you. ALL OF YOU.

Kroze  Site Admin #2   Posted 1 year ago OH SHIT! Its the power of Bauer!! Repent! REPENT!

Tapioca #3   Posted 1 year ago Nice to meet you.

JBauer #4   Posted 1 year ago I like the colors of this website theme. It represents me, white, all that is holy; and red, blood red. IT PLEASES ME.

Kroze  Site Admin #5   Posted 1 year ago Mr. Bauer! You will now answer to HITLER AND HIS NUKES!!

JBauer #6   Posted 1 year ago HEY I SHOWED THAT TO YOU Mister Hitler and his silly handlebars mustache.

Tapioca #7   Posted 1 year ago If there was some blue, it'd be American...quick, someone change one of the red bars on the sides to blue!

sebek1the1great #8   Posted 1 year ago OMG, It's Jack Bauer, in america! Bandit Keith would die if he saw you here.

JBauer #9   Posted 1 year ago For freedom! And justice! All that is righteous!

Yoshi8710 #10   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #5 by Kroze nooo!!!! i want to see what the letter says!

sebek1the1great #11   Posted 1 year ago This might be irrelovent, but I chewed america... It was too bushy, so I spit it out. X3

JBauer #12   Posted 1 year ago Bush is the Greatest Leader this Nation has ever had, you shall not speak badly of him.

sebek1the1great #13   Posted 1 year ago I just did. *hides in a very obvious place* Can't get me!

pirata #14   Posted 1 year ago Why does Hitler have a Hulk Hogon moustache? Is he also modeling himself after the greatest American hero?

dixonij  Site Admin #15   Posted 1 year ago Mr. Bauer... your mission, should you choose to accept it, is keep these boards terrorist free. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

Reiji #16   Posted 1 year ago Be a Terrorist.... In America

tmoney #17   Posted 1 year ago *Gasps Self Destruct.......that doesn't seem physically possible!!!!!

JBauer #18   Posted 1 year ago I ACCEPT THIS FALLOUS MUSSION

DrowningFish #19   Posted 1 year ago Who would win in a fight, you or Chuck Norris?

Tess #20   Posted 1 year ago :O Jack!

Crazyhedgehog #21   Posted 1 year ago Oooooh! A gimick account! Mr. Bauer, you will never defeat me and my Midget Ninja Transforming Warriors! MNTWs, ATTACK!

DrowningFish #22   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #20 by Tess Wrong! Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Jack Bauer can only star in a critically acclaimed TV series.

jakeismydog Banned #23   Posted 1 year ago I'll try my best.

enigma #24   Posted 1 year ago Do the same rules of interdimentional travel apply to Mr.Bauer as for Alex Trebek? I heard that it was so. I shall test this theory: Reuab Kcaj!!!!

RollingBox #25   Posted 1 year ago i r b31ng w@tch3d

loldude83 #26   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #5 by Kroze I enjoyed that video. @ 3:04, no wonder they lost the war.

sajeev50 #27   Posted 1 month ago

Eia #28   Posted 1 month ago #1 Posted 1 year ago

EdBat Pedobear #29   Posted 1 month ago HEY! I loved you in "The Lost Boys!"