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| #1 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Hi all, I was wondering what people thought were there magic moments from Yu - Gi - Oh the Abridged Series
I think either:
"Hey Yu - Gi there is a package for you, I hope you haven't been using my credit card to buy duel monsters merchendise again!"
"Hey look there was a video in the package!"
"I hope it's not one of those cursed video tapes that are all the rage these days..."
"SEVEN DAYS!"
"Oh, snap I knew it!"
or
"GANGWAY, Women and shemales first OH BOL***KS!"
Lol, anyway, sorry if there is already a post like this one, I didn't check...enjoy =)!
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| #2 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | There are just too many to list. But I'll go watch my two favorite episodes. I'm sure I can come up with more then enough,
"We'll use my new duel disk system, because I have a hard on for technology."
"How the hell did you do that?""
"It's called cheating! Deal with it!"
"Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little. I mean it's just a card game."
"Card games are serious business!"
"Fortunately can pilot a helicopter, thank god for Microsoft Flight Simulator."
"Wait a moment. Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
"Yeah, so?"
"That's against the rules, isn't it?"
"Screw the rules! I have green hair!"
"Huh... well that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the drugs."
"This Millennium puzzle is simply FABULOUS!"
"I'm here to kick ass and play card games, and I'm all out of cards."
"That costs you 599 US life points"
"SWEET! Another excuse to kick the crap out of someone!"
"No Joey! This is a family show! We're suppose to solve our problems using teamwork and stuff."
(The main difference between Season Zero and Season One ROFL) |
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| #3 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | "The only movie you'll be starring in is the one were you lose, directed by M. Night Shyamalan. And the plot twist is, you're adopted!" |
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| #4 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "Brooklyn Rage!"
I don't care what Yugi says, that's a catch phrase now. |
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| #5 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Just one for now:
Pegasus: Ooooooo I just totally burned you! |
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| #6 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "We can't let Tristan breed!"
...sorry if I butchered it ._.; |
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| #7 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | Anything that has to do with Ancient Egyptian Lazer Beamz. |
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| #8 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "This lloks like a job for Limey man!"
"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea, and im all out of tea"
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| #9 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "Look at me, I\'m Seito Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish!"
Not sure if I spelled Seito right. XP |
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| #10 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "I'm here to kick ass and play card games, and I'm all out of Ass."
It was a neat switch around from the norm XD |
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| #11 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | "I can do whatever I want because I'm voiced by Dan Green."
"My voice gives me super powers."
"Screw the money I have rules...Wait let me do that again."
"Weeee!" |
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| #12 Posted 6 months ago | Reply |
"My voice gives me super strength."
-_-;;
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| #13 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | TOO MANY.
"Hey, Yug, how come everything looks so different in this episode?"
"Actually, Joey, this is a movie based on Yu-Gi-Oh season zero."
"There was a season zero? How come I never knew about it?"
"It was only aired in Japan because it was super-violent and depressingly bad."
"Man, the Japanese get all the good stuff!"
"Um, Joey, we live in Japan."
"We do?!"
It's too bad Kaiba didn't still have his green hair for that movie...that would REALLY have been fun! (Anybody know why they changed that design, by the way?) |
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| #14 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | "Your mother plays card games in hell."
"Did I just kill a gay clown?"
"Die, milkshake, die." |
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| #15 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #1 by xyzak | Reply | Yami: it's time to duel!
Kaiba: wait, did your testicles drop in the last 5 seconds or something what the hell happened to your voice? |
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| #16 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Duke: If I win you have to be my slave
Tea: Lucky Bastard..
OR..
Tristan: Holy Sh*t on a Sh*t Sandwich |
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| #17 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | Because I look so bloody feminine. Did you know my parents tried to name me Florence!? Who names a boy Florence!? |
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| #18 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | - "Screw with the rules, I have money!"
- "Wah Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk, somebody fetch me a nipple!"
- "...In America!"
- "Freeze, or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!"
- "You don't have long to pick up your DUEL DISK SYSTEM!" |
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| #19 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | a new favourite quote is I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown. |
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| #20 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | This blimp is roughly one third the size of my ego. |
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| #21 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | "Nothing can destroy friendship! It's the most powerful force in the universe! It's even stronger than Chuck Norris!"
...no, that line didn't get annoying bashed into my memory, what made you say that? :P |
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| #22 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #21 by MrsSallyBakura | Reply | | I laughed EVERY TIME they played that clip! It actually DID get funnier. |
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| #23 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | "Pocahontas kidnapped Yugi's grandpa!...
... That b****!" |
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| #24 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | J: Hey Big Yugi, was little Yugi cheating this whole time
Yami nods |
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| #25 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | Kieth: Look do want your dame forutune told or not! |
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| #26 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Can I say....all of them??
I mean, no kidding I can't pick. |
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| #27 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | | Yami: Bullying's just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is a-okay! |
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| #28 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | These always stick with me...
Keith: "These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American! And Americans always wear sunglasses! And now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote! Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him... in America!"
Yugi: "Dark Magician! You are not a gun! You are who you choose to be! Now choose!"
Shadi: "Wa wa we wa! This little boy and his obscure movie reference has saved us both!"
"Does Mako Tsunami have to choke-a-bitch?"
And I think this was from an evil council or another special vid, but...
Rex: "Whoa... his head, like, totally exploded.... cool!"
Weevil: "Yeah! It was like that time we put a frog in the microwave!" |
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| #29 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | Grandpa: Playing card games is just like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, always wear a condom while playing card games.
Yugi: I should probably wash my hands before using these...
That one never gets old, in my opinion. XD
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| #30 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | These are some of my favourites:
1. "i spy with my little eye something begginning with gay clown..."
2. "did i just kill a gay clown?..."
3. "Dinsdale?..."
4. "that guy looks just like me, and he has a blue-eyes just like me, and hes an asshole just like me"
5. "Oh my god a giant rock!" "thats right kaiba, a giant rock" "i cant believe what im seeing, a giant rock!" "its a rock and its giant!" "yes, and thats not all, come over here and prepare to witness something incredible" "ok, but its gonna be tough to beat that giant rock" "what your about to see will change your life forever" "oh my god another giant rock!"
6. "are you telling me yugi and i are destined to play card games with eachother for eternity?" "yes" "best, destiny, ever!"
7. "if you love the fearow so much, why dont you marry him" "maybe i will!"
8. "whats with you and gay clowns?"
9. "hello mokeba, have you seen the plot anywhere weve been looking for it everywhere" "where such invaluable characters, the show cant possibly go on without us" "my brother knows were the plot is you should ask him" "shutup mokeba!" "no, you shutup!" :gasps: "did you just tell an old man to shutup!?" "oh... im so sorry..." "where the hell are your manners!!?"
10. "warning, this edisode contains duke devlin, he is very pretty, women with heart conditions are advised not to look at him directly, see, see how pretty he is?, i'd like to run my fingers through his hair, and im just a voice"
i have alot more but those are my favourites. |
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