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eaglewing
#31   Posted 3 months agoReply
I would rather die in a gunfight against some bad guys.
inamerica55585
#32   Posted 3 months agoReply
freak hovercar accident?
naked girl avalanche?
succumbing to old age after 2000000000000000000000000000000000 years of life?
Tatterdemalion
#33   Posted 3 months agoReply
I would rather die in a gunfight against some bad guys.
That's interesting. I myself would rather live in a gunfight against some bad guys.
Titan50
#34   Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #32 by inamerica55585Reply
You'd get bored after a couple of hundred of years. There's only so much you can do.
Zairak
#35   Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #34 by Titan50Reply
I highly doubt that you could run out of things to do even if you were around since the universe was created. You might get bored, but that would only be due to lack of imagination on your part.
Cegem
#36   Posted 3 months agoReply
I have no idea what would be the best way to die but I know what my last words will be.

Either "Gravity you bitch!!!" or "Well, That could have gone better"
gcar90
#37   Posted 3 months agoReply
Would getting eaten by a large individual that plays arcade stepping games be a good way to die?
Tatterdemalion
#38   Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #37 by gcar90Reply
No, it would be a surreal way to die. Very surreal. Like Dali.
WillPhanto1
#39   Posted 3 months agoReply
Here's one: Rolling around in some atomic waste during a thunder storm and then strapping a lightning rod to back in order to gain superpowers, been when struck by lightning, your brain gets fried, turning you into a vegetable, and your body slowly dies of cancer because of the radiation poisoning (assuming they even put you on life support).
gcar90
#40   Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #38 by TatterdemalionReply
You have to admit, though, that manner of death is plausible in sub-moderation.
IWFChamp
#41   Posted 3 months agoReply
Now I could say I'd like to be killed by a harmless children's card game... but that would be extremely predictable... not to mention a huge rip off. So I'd have to say completing Dragonforce on EXPERT 100%
cionicgreycloak
#42   Posted 3 months agoReply
new one: stabbed by a transexual elf with a foot fetish
viarules
#43   Posted 3 months agoReply
Apparently drowning is an extremely peaceful death.

Either that, or some vampire related death.
Zairak
#44   Posted 3 months agoReply
I would like to go back in time and kill my past self. This would, hopefully, cause a time paradox and implode reality or something to that effect.
Titan50
#45   Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #44 by ZairakReply
I like your thinking
Clank4Prez
#46   Posted 3 months agoReply
Well i would die as a Kamikaze.
PacMan
#47   Posted 3 months agoReply
shadow duel
Titan50
#48   Posted 3 months ago, in reply to post #47 by PacManReply
Die
OH WAIT
insaneXchaos
#49   Posted 1 month agoReply
i would die at the prime of my life, so that way the people who remember me won't remember me as a has-been who wasted their life chasing after what was.

Like fireworks, go out as a bright bang and people will remember your beauty, fizzle out like a mouse on fire (bad metaphor, i know) and they'll laugh at how pathetic you were.
Titan50
#50   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #49 by insaneXchaosReply
The irony of a necro in this thread...
Navaroas
#51   Posted 1 month agoReply
Death by Snoo Snoo.
Tatterdemalion
#52   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #39 by WillPhanto1Reply
Here's one: Rolling around in some atomic waste during a thunder storm and then strapping a lightning rod to back in order to gain superpowers, been when struck by lightning, your brain gets fried, turning you into a vegetable, and your body slowly dies of cancer because of the radiation poisoning (assuming they even put you on life support).
You know, I just realized, that's really not so bad, because if you're already a vegetable when you start displaying the cancer then you won't be able to suffer during your slow, drawn out death.
Tatterdemalion
#53   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #51 by NavaroasReply
What's Snoo?

(If you don't reply "What's Snoo with you?" I'm going to be very disappointed.)
Navaroas
#54   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #53 by TatterdemalionReply
Uh, what's Snoo with you?
inamerica55585
#55   Posted 1 month agoReply
you haven't heard of Snoo Snoo?
it essentially means F-ing constantly until your bones break.
It's from futurama.
Frankly, I'd still prefer naked girl avalanche.
Or choking on the elixer of life (IRONY!)
Arbaal
#56   Posted 1 month agoReply
There is no *best* way to die but fighting over 9000 dogs with a gun and mudkipz would be kewl
KawaitaSakebi
#57   Posted 1 month agoReply
I suppose "noble heroic self-sacrifice" didn't make the list?
Arbaal
#58   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #57 by KawaitaSakebiReply
Noble sacrifice is a pretty crappy way to die.
KawaitaSakebi
#59   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #58 by ArbaalReply
Says who? :-P
cionicgreycloak
#60   Posted 1 month ago, in reply to post #59 by KawaitaSakebiReply
says the poor who's dead. lol
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