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shelobg
#451   Posted 1 year agoReply
Tristan: Hey Duke. Why don't I have nipples.
PiratesWrath
#452   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: Ack! My hair is too heavy for me to float!
Tristan: My hair make me Hydrodynamic!
enchantedsleeper
#453   Posted 1 year agoReply
I couldn't decide between these two:

Nipples = bad, kids.
Buttsecks = a-ok!

or

Nipples = bad, kids.
Ocean rape = a-ok!

Eh, they're both equally unlikely to win. xD;;
enchantedsleeper
#454   Posted 1 year agoReply
Random thought: Why do Tristan and Duke always go for the same girl? First Serenity, now the Ocean...
THWT
#455   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: hey, Tristan, why does everyone think that all we're interested in is inuendos?
Tristan: In your endo

(Gotta love Scrubs)
WeirdoSpiral
#456   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: You up for some smexy underwater fan service, Tristan?
Tristan: I will, just wait for me to torment the ocean.
Tristan: "TORMENT"
Florion
#457   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: Tristan, if you tell anyone about us, I'll shoot your eye out with this torpedo.
TGyamiBakura
#458   Posted 1 year agoReply


Tristan: Hey Duke wanna have some fun?

Duke: Sorry tristan, It's obvious that i'm so narcissistic that I'm not attracted to anyone but myself...that's why i'm holding onto this...

Tristan: But i thought that was just a floaty toy.

Duke: E... eh heh heh ^_^; Sure why not?
amaan
#459   Posted 1 year agoReply
u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
amaan
#460   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #451 by shelobgReply
shut up
horacethemagnificent
#461   Posted 1 year agoReply
Tristan:" Y'know Duke, ever since Marik got mad at you and turned you into a hobbit, you just look silly. And you're no fun to go swimming with because you can't go in the deep end. I'm ditching you for those chicks in bikinis over there. I think the blonde one's looking at me, is she looking at me?"
Duke (clutching to RING) "My preeccciiiooouusss."
horacethemagnificent
#462   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: "Ahhhh!! Help! Tristan! I can't swim! Quickly,! Come enfold me in your big ,strong arms against your tight barrel chest and...". *opens one eye and peeks out* *It's not working. Perhaps if we went a little deeper.*
hairball
#463   Posted 1 year agoReply
mwha ha ha ha I have won this caption contest!!!.........aw damm i cant win the future ones , ah well
Karlarei2003
#464   Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #47 by hairballReply
!!!hahahah *dies of laughter*
tristan
#465   Posted 1 year agoReply
tristan: if i can stand up but your floating you must be really small
duke : i'll `play card games' with you if you don't tell anyone my unsexy secret
tristan:ok daddy
AnonymousTypewriter
#466   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke+Tristian: We all live in a yellow submarine, we all live in a yellow submarine....
TheAmericanCameleon
#467   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: I wonder what pegasus is doing right now
Tristan: Ohhh, you mean one eyed willy
DivineChaos97
#468   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: Agh! i cant move the picture draining my strength feeling warm all of a sudden...................
Tristan: Oops sorry i couldnt hold it in any longer
kingdomneos
#469   Posted 1 year agoReply
Duke: ahh I think somthing got me
tristan: shallow water is fun
tobi3601
#470   Posted 1 year agoReply
damn it i missed the deadline
susaga
#471   Posted 1 year agoReply
tristan: oh, so that's sex
duke: oh yah, duke bends both ways!

may be increadibly after but i'll still post
super0mager0hummis
#472   Posted 1 year agoReply
duke: so i said my fan girls would never wright for yo-gi-oh
tristan:whys that duck?
duke:it would end up looking realy gay
tristan:yes and we would not want that too happin doke
duke: my names duke now see how good my sweet ass is at swimming
SmexyBack
#473   Posted 1 year agoReply
Tristan: I forgot how to swin again
Duke: You should of brought a children's rubber ring, like Duke Devin! Who is me!
super0mager0hummis
#474   Posted 1 year agoReply
me dame it iv tryed but i can not stop making gay jokes with this one
think me think ahhhhhhhhh

by the by whats wrong with having no nipples?
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