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| #451 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Tristan: Hey Duke. Why don't I have nipples. |
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| #452 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: Ack! My hair is too heavy for me to float!
Tristan: My hair make me Hydrodynamic! |
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| #453 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I couldn't decide between these two:
Nipples = bad, kids.
Buttsecks = a-ok!
or
Nipples = bad, kids.
Ocean rape = a-ok!
Eh, they're both equally unlikely to win. xD;; |
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| #454 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Random thought: Why do Tristan and Duke always go for the same girl? First Serenity, now the Ocean... |
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| #455 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: hey, Tristan, why does everyone think that all we're interested in is inuendos?
Tristan: In your endo
(Gotta love Scrubs)
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| #456 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: You up for some smexy underwater fan service, Tristan?
Tristan: I will, just wait for me to torment the ocean.
Tristan: "TORMENT" |
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| #457 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Duke: Tristan, if you tell anyone about us, I'll shoot your eye out with this torpedo. |
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| #458 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | 
Tristan: Hey Duke wanna have some fun?
Duke: Sorry tristan, It's obvious that i'm so narcissistic that I'm not attracted to anyone but myself...that's why i'm holding onto this...
Tristan: But i thought that was just a floaty toy.
Duke: E... eh heh heh ^_^; Sure why not? |
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| #459 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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| #461 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan:" Y'know Duke, ever since Marik got mad at you and turned you into a hobbit, you just look silly. And you're no fun to go swimming with because you can't go in the deep end. I'm ditching you for those chicks in bikinis over there. I think the blonde one's looking at me, is she looking at me?"
Duke (clutching to RING) "My preeccciiiooouusss." |
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| #462 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: "Ahhhh!! Help! Tristan! I can't swim! Quickly,! Come enfold me in your big ,strong arms against your tight barrel chest and...". *opens one eye and peeks out* *It's not working. Perhaps if we went a little deeper.*
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| #463 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | mwha ha ha ha I have won this caption contest!!!.........aw damm i cant win the future ones , ah well |
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| #465 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | tristan: if i can stand up but your floating you must be really small
duke : i'll `play card games' with you if you don't tell anyone my unsexy secret
tristan:ok daddy |
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| #466 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke+Tristian: We all live in a yellow submarine, we all live in a yellow submarine....
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| #467 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: I wonder what pegasus is doing right now
Tristan: Ohhh, you mean one eyed willy |
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| #468 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: Agh! i cant move the picture draining my strength feeling warm all of a sudden...................
Tristan: Oops sorry i couldnt hold it in any longer |
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| #469 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: ahh I think somthing got me
tristan: shallow water is fun |
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| #470 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | damn it i missed the deadline |
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| #471 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | tristan: oh, so that's sex
duke: oh yah, duke bends both ways!
may be increadibly after but i'll still post |
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| #472 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | duke: so i said my fan girls would never wright for yo-gi-oh
tristan:whys that duck?
duke:it would end up looking realy gay
tristan:yes and we would not want that too happin doke
duke: my names duke now see how good my sweet ass is at swimming |
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| #473 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: I forgot how to swin again
Duke: You should of brought a children's rubber ring, like Duke Devin! Who is me! |
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| #474 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | me dame it iv tryed but i can not stop making gay jokes with this one
think me think ahhhhhhhhh
by the by whats wrong with having no nipples? |
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