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| #31 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: this scene is so boring i peed my pants
duke: time for some faaaan service!! |
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| #32 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: Nice Snorkel you've got there.
Tristan: Hey thanks. You have a pretty large tube yourself.
Ocean: ............
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| #33 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | 
Couldn't help myself after all... |
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| #34 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | This speaks volumes, don't it? |
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| #35 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: Look I am swimming in the nude!
Duke: Hey there big boy wanna play some "slap and tickle?" |
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| #36 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: Something long, hard and wet just rubbed against my leg. Was it a jellyfish?
Duke: Yes, a jellyfish! (wink,wink)
Ocean: Mako wont be happy. |
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| #38 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristian: My headband's cooler than your one! i can pretend im a secret agent with this mouthpiece
Duke: You do realise thats a snorkel right?
Tristian (into mouthpiece): Come in mission control launch an airstrike on codename "dice boy"
Duke: HEY YOU SAID DICE!!!
*Green thing floats up*
Tristian: Oh boy i do hope thats a surfboard and not stretchy swimming shorts
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| #39 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: Um, Tristan, I think I feel something poking me...
Tristan: My voice gives me super length! |
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| #40 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: You're not wearing any trunks either are you?
Tristin: Nope |
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| #41 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: In the event of a water landing, my voice can be used as flotation device!
Duke: No need, I've got my sweet ass to get me to safety. |
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| #42 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: This whole getaway thing to Disney's Typhoon Lagoon... I'm not exactly feeling it.
Tristan: Hahaha so that's why Mickey was staring at my godly-
Duke: 0__0 |
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| #43 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Tristan: why does it hurt when i think? |
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| #44 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: You know, I have the sudden feeling that we're being spied on by fangirls...
Duke: Oh, go ahead and let'em spy on us. They've already seen my new sex tape, "Duke Gone Wild." |
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| #45 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Tristan: I poop pink submarines |
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| #46 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | TRISTAN: My voice gives me nice pecs.
DUKE: Despite how incredibly manly I am, I can't help but stare. |
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| #47 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | 
...... "under the sea"....... |
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| #48 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke:Tristan?
Tristan:Yes?
Duke:Do you know why the water got so warm so suddenly?
Tristan:Not a clue.Hehe. |
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| #49 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | "OH MAN! This is much better than doing Serenity!" |
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| #50 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: Duke why do i have no nipples?
Duke: em... |
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| #51 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: Even the sea hears your sexy music!
Duke: What music?
Horrible, I know. Oh well, I at least tried.
- Ryo |
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| #52 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: Why are you floating on a giant dildo Duke?
Duke: Cause it's mine ;) |
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| #53 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: And thats when i buried her under the patio!
Duke: Wow, now i see how much of a hero you are. Lets make love. |
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| #54 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | <Jaws theme>
Duke: I'm going to touch you...
Tristan: No, you can't!
Duke: Yes, I am...
Tristan: You're not gonna do it! You're not manly enough!
Duke: I'm going to poke you good...You're it!
Tristan: Aww, man! |
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| #55 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #51 by RyoAzuro | Reply | | Boo! That's what I was going to post. |
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| #56 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Tristan: I will play reborn the monster to resurrect my nipples |
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| #57 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Duke: Hey! Was that mysterious entity trying to drown me you?
Tristan: Of course not! -chuckles- |
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| #58 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | tristan : holy F*** on as f******* sandwitch duke cant swim now i might have a chance at impressesing serenity |
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| #59 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan: My voice makes me super buff!
Duke: *sexyback plays* Ooooooh yah! |
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| #60 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Tristan- hey let exchange swimming pants
Duke- Duke Devlin is too sexy for wearing one
Tristan- .....^_^'' |
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