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| #271 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Kaiba: I told you a million times Mokuba, I won't breast-feed you.
Mokuba: But I thought you said that you were my mommy so we wouldn't have to go to that orphanage???
Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba. |
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| #273 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I have a winning formula it has to win. If i combine all the jokes you all posted 1 million times each i will create the ultimate caption
Seto: oh no my little brother wants me to breats feed him while i pretend he is my beard since he is stuck to me because of axe body spray
Mokuba: I love you big brother, im a big piece of bling, dont toss me into the ocean like in titanic
Kiaba: shut up mokuba
....and for good measure how about dawn rolfing.... yep that should do it
On a very related note, i would like to congratulate the first person to make a breast feeding joke, a beard joke and an axe body spray joke. good job |
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| #274 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Mokuba: Thank you so much for rescuing me big brother!
Kaiba: Oh no, it's one of those face-huggers from Alien!
Mokuba: But brother, I'm not...
Kaiba: You wont impregnate me this time you sick, disgusting creature!
*Throws Mokuba into the water*
Mokuba: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! |
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| #275 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Kaiba: Time to reveal my secret identity as Torso Man's arch enemy! Overgrown Chest Hair Man!
Last week's entry cracked me up. |
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| #276 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Mokuba: I love you big brother, now kiss me!
Kaiba: OH SWEET GOD! The fangirls... they made a Tabloidshipping cannon! By my kick-ass jacket, this will never do! |
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| #278 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Kidnapping # 9,208 - While playing a virtual reality form of Pokemon Red and Blue to test his l33t haxor skillage, Seto Kaiba kidnapped Mokuba to make him stop whining about how he would "board the ship and sail to Digimon-Land, where he would fall in love with the Digital Monsters, play card games (have sex) with them, then disappear never to play another Children's Card Game again." |
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| #279 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Mokuba : BIG BROTHER! Two invisible mimes are trying to rape me!
Seto : Shut up Moku- oh wait your right. Well what am I supposed to do?
Mokuba : But big brother!
Seto : Screw the yous I have money! |
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| #281 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Kaiba: What the hell is this? Why are you squeezing my with your body?
Mokuba: I'm giving you a hug big brother!
Kaiba: Stop this Mokuba. The Fangirls must know that I have no feelings. That's what makes me so damn attractive. |
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| #282 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Tired of his constant pestering, Kaiba had his brother killed and turned into a Mokuba-skin coat. |
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| #283 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Mokuba:I love u!U love me!We are a happy family!
Seto:Oh shut up,just shut up |
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| #284 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Kaiba:" uh...Mokoba.... you want to play a card game instead of playing hangman? |
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| #285 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Seto:Moku, i just realised why our parents are never around...
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| #286 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | 
I know this doesn't beat my first one, but I just had to make a Fullmetal Alchemist joke. |
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| #287 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | YAH! FMA ROCKS! They need an abridged series too. |
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| #289 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #287 by aurous | Reply | | You're in luck, aurous. They do, but it's only the first ep. Just search for "FMA Abridged" on Youtube. Anyway, back on topic........I'm a sure the gaydar will make another appearance on this contest. |
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| #290 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | o heres one i hope i didnt steal anyone's idea......... |
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| #292 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | Mokuba: Big brother! Can I be in another episode soon?
Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba. Now regain your composure as my new bling i got from eBay.com... You were expensive |
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| #294 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #293 by Roryanna | Reply | The comment under the picture made me laugh.
Kaiba: Attention duelists!! My hair has grown on my face as a beard. |
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| #295 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #293 by Roryanna | Reply | | The 7th may be out, but that is still a SPOILER man. A freakin' hilarious one, though. Very original compared to the others. |
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| #296 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | 
I don't think this was done yet, but im too lazy to go check :p |
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| #298 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | I'm too lazy to look up ten pages of captions, so sorry if this idea was taken already.
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| #299 Posted 1 year ago, in reply to post #298 by 1up20x6 | Reply | | It's not. Don't worry. And it's very original compared to the most of the crap around here. Do you have any idea how many times I've read "Shut up" or "Shut up Mokuba" or some other variation involving "Shut" and "up"? (I had no homework tonight so I looked at them all, even the one's without pics ^^; :D ) |
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| #300 Posted 1 year ago | Reply | | Kaiba: YOU VILLAINS! FIRST YOU MADE MY BROTHER A CARD, NOW HE"S A NECKTIE! |
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