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| #31 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | 
Kaiba corp. milk comes from Kaiba corp. cows... It's so obvious. 
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| #32 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Yami: Bakura's eating all of the food!
Tristan: Let's vote him off the show.
Tea: This isn't Survivor, you idiot.
Bakura: KC Milk is manly milk that comes from manly cows!
All(other than Bakura): EWWW!!!! |
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| #33 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Bakura: Oh! Hello, chaps! So, did you hear the news? Kaiba made a new brand of milk! It says here on the carton that if you drink it, you become world champion of duel monsters, have a brother that gets kidnapped once every 10 minutes, get really strong cards, become a multi billionaire, and you get a catch phrase! Man, I really love bananas and whatever the hell I'm holding in my left hand! Hey, where'd my right foot go? Why does the cup in the lower left hand corner of the screen have a really small handle? It looks like it could break if you just tried to pick it up! Tristan, whats with your arm? Wait a bloody minute, here. Where the #%@$ am I?
Yami: In the name of my Egyptian Bling, I call Bakura the character with the least amount of attention to one subject on this entire show!
or you can have it without the Yami part. oh, and Kaiba milk comes from Kaiba's Anime mullet, coat tails of doom, and his awesome catch phrase. or it could be the bad grammer of my avatar. comes from the worst game of all time! Big rigs! |
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| #34 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: You Threaten our hunger with slavery and death! This is Madness!
Bakura: Madness? This is BREAKFAST!!! Bloody Wankers! |
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| #35 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura: Oh bollocks! I've been discovered! Quick evil forces, transform yourselves into a banana, milk, and maybe a mug full of tea! No one will ever suspect that! |
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| #36 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura, being unable to find a date, decided to eat until he was a fat cow. Shortly after Kaiba,being the greedy bastard that he is, decided to milk for all he was worth. |
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| #38 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Tristan: Let me play!!! What???
Bakura: Hey, what's hangin
Yugi: We heard someone summoned the shadow realm and was torturing thousand upon thousands of useless extras... which would be super special awesome except Mai's boobs were one of the people... which was not super special awesome since they are some form of a main character we had to save them.
Florence: So you really don't... uhh.. *cough* *cough*
Bakura: well you see there is nothing going on here, just me... eating a banana... and drinking tea... on the floor... alone... in this strange room.
Yugi: You sure
Joey: Aww... I wanted to torture extras
Tristan: Me too
Yugi: Don't worry, maybe I can get Yami to take us to the shadow realm and you can torture that smelly old man, uhh...
That was a little long... oh well, as for the Kaiba corp milk. You see when a company becomes as successful as we assume Kaiba Corp... or not (and we all know Kaiba is a great CEO, being in high school and basing the company completely on a children cards game that someone else made) , you try to expand your markets and stuff. So Kaiba Corp began making other things not related to children card games like, Kaiba Corp cereal, and coffee, and fruit, and stuff... and milk just happened to be one of them. It makes complete sense for a corporation to go from selling powerful military weaponry to milk. 
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| #39 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Bakura: 'Ello, everybody! Fancy seeing you here! I was just here drinking Kaiba Corp milk. Care to join me?
Joey: Eerrr, Bakura, isn't that the one made out of drugs...?
Bakura: Yes! It is bloody good! Come here and drink some!
Yugi: Just say no, Joey! |
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| #40 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | OH GOODY! You came just in time for the tea and crumpits!
Kaiba Corp milk comes from happy dragons. happy dragons come from california.
edit: bakura's britishisms don't neccisarily have to be humurous to be funny. |
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| #41 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura: Hey guys! I'm making crystal Meth so this game makes sense! |
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| #42 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | TEA: Quick, get out! The building's on fire!
BAKURA: Thank god you found me! I almost had to drink this bloody Kaiba Corp milk!
JOEY: Oh, its just that gay guy.
YAMI: (in his mind-crush voice) HE CAN BURN!
TRISTAN: Bye Pegasus!
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| #43 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Hey guys. Want some Kaiba milk? Straight from Kaiba's nipples! |
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| #44 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | B-"sorry everyone but all for me none for you"
Y-"fine i guess you cant be a main character"
B-"Sorry here have some"
Tea-"Too late Bakura"
B-"Bloody Tart" |
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| #45 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura: It puts the Kaiba milk on its skin or else it gets the hose again. |
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| #46 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura: Guess where the top of this banana is. |
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| #48 Posted 11 months ago, in reply to post #30 by DuchessDevlin | Reply | | Bakura: Hey guys, I'm attempting to make a new gaydar since I lost mine. Yugi, come here so I can test if it works. |
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| #49 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura.. He's In Your Kitchen, Eating Your Foods! |
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| #50 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Bakura:0011100011001100
Yugi:101010001110
Tristin:0010010101001011111001
Bender: HAHAHAH! THIS GUY SHOULD WIN! |
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| #53 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | (HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH, I WON!)
Bakura: KaibaCorp's genetically-engineered milk is fortified with all kinds of essential nutrient, and even some nonessential ones! I've never felt better, and with no negative repercussioooooooooh ooh ooh, AH AH!
GOT KAIBACORP? |
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| #54 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
Bakura: "Oh, hi guys. I finally got a job!"
Joey: "We don't care!"
Bakura: "I'm actually using my breasts for something."
Yugi and co.: "..."
Bakura: "What? Did I say something weird?"
Te`a: "No wonder he never takes off his shirt." |
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| #55 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | -gang enters-
Yugi: Bakura, what are you doing?
Bakura: Oh, hey guys just getting a little mid-night snack.
Yugi: No, you're not supposed to eat after mid-night!
Bakura: why what's wrong wi.....mehehehheehehehehhehehheeee!!!!
Yummm...... |
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| #56 Posted 11 months ago, in reply to post #49 by xxNattyxx | Reply | | You do realize someone did nearly that exact same quote at the top of the page right? |
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| #57 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | After a long hardy breakfast. Bakura decided to learn how to put a condom on a banana... |
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| #58 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: Wh-Why are you eating in the chem lab?
Bakura: This is the only place to get Kiaba brand milk...and those wankers who steal my lunch never come in here. |
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| #59 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura finally got caught performing oral sex on a banana. |
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| #60 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Kiaba Corp Brand Milk only uses the finest breast milk straight from Mai Valentine's enormous rack.
Bakura: (in song) Breeeeeeaaaast millllk. You made my dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! |
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