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| #241 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Kiaba Corp Milk "THE FUEL FOR DUELESTS!"
Free card for every 5 coupons you mail in.
Ingredients
10% Fat
10% Sugar
20% Money
30% Steroids
29.9% Dragons
,1% Puppies |
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| #242 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Yugi: Bakura...With bananas...And Kaiba's milk? There's a big shocker.
Joey: Really? I thought that was an obvious thing.
Tea: Joey, you idiot, he was using sarcasm.
Joey: Wha?
Tristan: I want some sarcasm, it sounds better than kaiba milk and bananas! |
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| #243 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Bakura, thinking to himself: Hehehe! They will be so jealous when they meet my new best friends, cupcake, milk and banana!
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| #244 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | presenter"news just in some random woman(tea)is sewing kaiba corp.we bring you there live"
crowd"no more milk from kaiba corp"
woman"my boy was using the milk and i saw the ingrents...milk powder 59%.........suger 40%....... mad cow desise 1%
presenter"
 f**k"
kaiba corp repersenter".........it does not contain mad cow desise.............it contains hair of mokabia"
woman" "
people" "
or ..........................
bakura:want some milk yugi.
yugi:n...no thanks
bakura :dom de dom dom
tristen:isn't that posin.
yugi and joey:sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
bakuara:ahhhh...ugggghhhhhh.....air i need air
joey:who's doin the funeral?!? |
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| #246 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Bakura: Hey guys. Do you want some Kaiba Corp Milk?
Yugi: That was Kroze Corp Milk. Ever since he started running the site, he's been putting labels on everything.
Bakura: Why?
Tristan: He temporarily runs YTAS.com now.
Bakura: NO!
Yugi: He won't be back for a while, so we have to wait longer for new episodes.
Bakura: NO!
Joey: And now you get NO screentime for at least a month!
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Wake up) It was all just a dream.
1 Week Later
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| #247 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: Bakura what do you think you're doing?
Bakura: What? Don't you start your day with a piping hot banana dipped in Kaiba Corp Brand Milk? They squeeze it out of machines for that technological taste you know. |
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| #248 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | "Hello Guys want some Milk? I would tell you what's in it, but I'm afraid 4kids will censor it." -Bakura |
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| #249 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: KaibaCorp milk? Where'd that come from?
Bakura: Why, Kaiba's mammary glands, of course.
Tea: I didn't know Kaiba had mammary glands.
Bakura: Neither did he, but then Pegasus came along.
Yugi: He showed me mine, too. |
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| #250 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura: I'm in your base, eatin your foodz. |
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| #251 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: Bakura, do you know what you're your drinking?!
Bakura: What's wrong? It's just KaibaCorp Milk.
Joey: That milk comes from Kaiba himself!
Bakura: What?! |
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| #254 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Yugi: Bakura! Is this where you were all this time? We come into the Kaiba Corp. storage to find you sitting here eating?
Evil Bakura: It's mine! ALL MINE YOU FOOLS! It's allllll minnee! If you want to get it from me, you'll have to snatch it out of my cold, dead immobile hands and lick it off my body.
Yugi: Wow, you really are gay.
Evil Bakura: That's why they call me Florence. |
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| #255 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | 
That's not milk. It's left overs from Kaiba's Blue Eyes White Dragon Happy Hour. ... If you know what I mean. |
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| #256 Posted 11 months ago, in reply to post #60 by SilentSwordsmanLV5 | Reply | "Kiaba Corp Brand Milk only uses the finest breast milk straight from Mai Valentine's enormous rack." DAMN! I was just thinking that ;.;
Ah well,
Yugi: Bakura! What are you donig!?
Bakura: Err-I can explain, the bana-
Yugi: Only main character are allowed to eat with their hands, get on your knees and eat from your doggy bowl.
Bakura: Aww...
(Seriously, that thing in front of Bakura looks look a doggy dish.)
Oh, and Kaiba Corp is known for recycling and as such, their milk is made of liquidized bird poop. |
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| #258 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Yugi: Bakaru! what are you doing? We have to save the world by playing card games?
Bakura: You can't play children's card games on an empty stomach, besided breakfast is the most inportant meal of the day!
Tristan: what is he doing to that bannana?
Joey: Don't ask tristan...don't ask. |
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| #261 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | KC brand milk comes from Kaiba Cows. They're superior to normal cows because.......they look like dragons!
Ya....dragon cows...
But if someone has a better idea of where KC milk comes from, maybe you can explain where KC storm drains come from?
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| #264 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Joey: BAKURA, WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOUP!!!!!!
Bakura: I NEEDED MY BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| #265 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | yugioh the abridged series! brought to you by
kiaba corp milk! "who drinks this crap anyway"
and, from gorilla guys inc,... the most super speacial awesome super cool neat and one of a kind bananas in the yugioh world today. buy for the best bananas around! where are moto is "common! plz buy our product! common man! plz....  , )
now back to yugioh the abridged series... |
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| #266 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | Bakura: Wow, I found some DELICOUS Bananas and Milk, but no Yu-Gi-Oh's!
Joey: MYEH! It's Bakura!
Tristan: Woah, KaibaCorp Brand Milk! That's almost as bad as LonLon Ranch Bull Milk!
Tea: Wait, Tristan... does that mean that KaibaCorp Milk comes from --
Yami: Kaiba's Chopstick? No. His is too small to produce enough for millions of cardgame addicts who like milk.
Joey: He pays his employees to make it. Haha! Bannas and Milk.
Bakura: *finishes a big glass of milk* What are you guys talking about?
[ LonLon Ranch Bull Milk is a reference to in Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when you get milk, the bottles have BULLS instead of COWS on them. *disturbing fact* L-O-L! ] |
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| #267 Posted 11 months ago, in reply to post #1 by | Reply | Besides the blood of the innocents, Bakura requires a healthy blend of fruits and dairy products. It's how he keeps his skin blemish free and limey-rific!
As for Kaiba Corp milk...the cows are genetically enhanced with the DNA of Blue Eyes White Dragons, giving the cows an attack level of 3000 points and enough milk in an udder to quench the thirst of many a young card-playing child. |
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| #268 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | | Bakura: As I was saying, I sure with banana bread was more banana and less bread. |
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| #270 Posted 11 months ago | Reply | [Hopes photobucket works on here]
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