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| #1 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Hey folks, El-Kay in the hizzy.
This news post is for those of you who are insane enough to not be playing Grand Theft Auto IV till their retinas bleed. And to those people I have nothing but the purest animosity. Animosity, I tell you. Just ask Lanipator. He knows. And to the ones who ARE playing it - if you're not listening to The Journey, I have plenty of animosity for you guys too. Unadulterated. Like an animal.
You may have noticed I uploaded a few small videos and one rather large video, which can be viewed on our episodes section. The first two are a couple of silly puppet things I threw together, posing as that rich and talented voice actor known only as Dan Green. The second one is the original Abridged Movie, which at least a half dozen of you are still interested in watching for the umpteenth time.
Also, I'd like to announce that Kroze can't steal cars and kill hookers for s**t.
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| #2 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | They were pure genius.At first it looked crap but it greatly increased its fuunyness as it went on but don't get lazy I still want new episodes! |
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| #3 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #1 by LittleKuriboh | Reply | | LK he might be able to in real life so dont mess with him lol and btw thanks for the YAS movie up !! |
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| #4 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | killing hookers? why would anybody do such a thing, my my what a cunny funt |
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| #5 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | if they dident then they wouldent buy the GTA series |
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| #6 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #1 by LittleKuriboh | Reply | Who is holding the Dan Green puppet in the videos?
Sir, and Thank you for bringing the movie back. |
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| #7 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | but then again thats not the only reason they buy it ...but that is the reason i buy it |
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| #8 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | The review of the Spiderwick Chronicals was hilarious!!! This is really weird! Before he posted this, I was watching the episodes from Lanipator! Then I come back onto the site 30 minutes later and this was posted with Lanipator in it! I'm not joking! It seriously happened! |
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| #9 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | I would like to take this time to declare my undying hatred of all GTA games except the first 2
Other then that, awesome as usual |
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| #11 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #1 by LittleKuriboh | Reply |
And to those people I have nothing but the purest animosity. Animosity, I tell you. Just ask Lanipator. He knows.
xDDDD I can't believe he took that video so seriously... I mean come on, I'm usually the person taking something too seriously, and who in the right mind...
Ah nevermind. Maybe I'll watch his abridged series then express my animosity towards him for copying you.
Taught me a new word, at least. :P |
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| #12 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | I must've missed something, what did Lani do? |
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| #13 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | I don\'t have a steady income of money, since my job (begging money from strangers) isn\'t going very well..... so I can\'t get GTA IV.
I do, however, have  |
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| #14 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | I saw the puppet videos the day they were posted on Youtube. and as for the movie being up, I don't really care. I've got the DVD! |
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| #15 Posted 4 months ago, in reply to post #14 by Blaydrix | Reply | | you do know its the ABRIDGED movie ...right ? |
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| #16 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | animosity eh? Well i would play it since it's made in me home town but i just get bored with free map games... so much... walking. |
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| #17 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | "El-Kay"? So you're mister K--...............
Oh no, THE MEN IN BLACK ARE REAL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| #18 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Also, I'd like to announce that Kroze can't steal cars and kill hookers for s**t.
HEY! Who is the one who died while Egochek and I completed the mission successfully?
THATS RIGHT! IT WAS YOU!
Best back off G! I cap fooz!
Don't make me land a helicopter in Times Square cuz I will! |
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| #19 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | That Dan Green thing was pretty funny.
My favourite part was the end with spiderman. |
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| #20 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | lol at the vatican city!
anyway lk you better upload more episodes! ^_^ |
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| #21 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Dan: And you must add in some pop culture reference into every single line.
Dumb Guy: But wouldn't that-
Dan: EVERY... SINGLE... LINE
THAT PART WAS GENIUS! |
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| #22 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | So... blackmail wise... how much can I extort from you to get me not to post the original and unfinished "How To Make An Abridged Series" video? |
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| #23 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Mr. "El-Kay", eh? Interesting... Anyway, I saw the Dan Green videos when they were up on the Bakatube (Youtube [Baka = idiot in Japanese for people who don't know. {I call it that because they took down TAS. End of discussion.}]). They were just pure genious. "It has to be very popular *Naruto*" LOL!
(Scene from NGE:A)
Shinji: Look, everyone, it's Asuka.
Asuka: Hi Shinji.
Shinji: Hey, Asuka, I'm a gay emo kid.
Asuka: Well, I'm a sl-t. I want you d-ck.
Shinji: Look, there's Rei.
Rei: Hello, Shinji.
Shinji: Asuka and I were just say that I'm a gay emo kid and she's a sl-t.
Rei: That's funny. I'm a gay emo sl-t.
Asuka: Ok, you win.
LOL! Is that a real Abridged series? Or was that just you? Either way it was funny. Awesome job on the Dan Green vids. You should do more of them. When you have the time to do them, of course. Like, just as a side project from TAS. |
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| #24 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Aww, man. First Jim Carry hates me and now the almighty LK does? My my, I better go hide somewhere...
Why would anyone appreciate stealing cars and kill hookers anyway...
I liked the Dan Green videos. Not what I expected when noticing there were new posts, but really cute and amusing. Nice that there's some variety. I do love the abrigded series, but videos like those are much very appreciated as well. ^^
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| #25 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | AHHHHH Stop taunting me!!!!! I need to play GTA 4!! But i don't have 60 bucks!!!!
NOOOOOOO! |
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| #26 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | i'm enjoying the dan green videos. I hope there's more in the future.
Kroze, my one wish for you right now is that you get better at car-jacking and killing hoes |
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| #27 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | And to those people I have nothing but the purest animosity.
Cool. I have an internet enemy now. I feel special. |
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| #28 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | | The puppet videos were kind of meh. I really appreciate putting the abridged movie back up though, I was sorely missing it before. What were you waiting for? |
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| #29 Posted 4 months ago | Reply | Haha.
The new episode of Teen Titans Abridged is a video response to Abridging 101.
That's like the 5th time I said it but oh well. I just thought it was funny that those were timed so well. |
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| #30 Posted 3 months ago | Reply | Also, I\'d like to announce that Kroze can\'t steal cars and kill hookers for s**t.
Of course he can\'t. He\'s white. |
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