The Real Caption Contest
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| #781 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #780 by JesusRocks | Reply | | Yeah, compared to most people where I go to school, I'm a genius. Really. And I'm constantly correcting the grammar of those around me... I'm people's first choice to proof-read stuff. ^_^ But I'm also super-serious... and any time I say anything funny, I've taken it either from LK or a fanficition... |
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| #782 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #781 by KuramaStrassCullen | Reply | | Oh well, it's a place to start. Sometimes my style of humour goes completely over other people's heads, expecially if they contain copious amounts of irony. Then again, I have a wide-ranging sense of humour, extends from the lower forms of humour up to the more intellectual (although not if I don't know the subject-area of the intelligent joke) |
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| #783 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #781 by KuramaStrassCullen | Reply | I know how you feel...
Well except I wasn't like that a school. I'm kinda like that now that I'm in college but it's not that people are dumber, they're just lazier. However, I do feel smarter than a lot of the people on the Internet...
My style of humor can sometimes be a bit disturbing. For these caption contests though they seem to be pretty down-to-earth. |
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| #784 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #783 by MrsSallyBakura | Reply | Haha, yeah, my sense of humor is really disturbing too. My friend and I would always crack up about something perverted, where as everyone else looks at us like "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" And when they would say that, we would always come up with weird ideas of how the bus should explode from the seat behind us, and back.
He even does the morning announcements, and he tries to make a funny here and there, but people make fun of him. I laugh though.
And KuramaStrassCullen, don't worry if you think you are too smart or serious to be funny. I mean, you're here aren't you? That means you definitally have a great sense of humor if you're into YGO!:TAS, and aren't too serious. Plus at my school, it's all the SMART people who are into the abridged series.
So don't worry about it, you can be serious, smart, and funny at the same time, you just haven't found what your funny is yet. Trust me, I've been a class clown up until highschool, I'm supposed to be in all honors classes, but I have to work my way up to them because I wanted to be in a laptop program, and according to my teachers and state given tests, I'm like the smartes in the class, I just don't show it though. 
So keep trying untill you get, plus I read some of your entries, and i thought that they were awesome! |
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| #785 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | You can tell who's too serious if they take offense to YGOTAS. :P
My sense of humor is really weird, because most people don't laugh that often at my jokes IRL. I think they're the 'normal' people, though, so it's not that big of a deal. I also think I'm not serious enough sometimes, since I'll even make a joke at emotional or serious times. Well, not all the time... but I have done it. |
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| #786 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #783 by MrsSallyBakura | Reply | But where I go to school, it isn't that hard to be smarter than most of these kids. A lot of these kids live in, like, the ghetto. (I live in Ohio: they live in East Cleveland/Cleveland/Euclid.) For example, here's a quote from a classmate of mine (she's the dumbest I've met, though):
We were in religion class, talking about the death of Jesus. My classmate, who I shall call TT had a question.
TT: So when was Jesus born? (That was a legitimate question.)
Teacher: Well, we place his birth at about 1 to 4 B.C.
TT: So when were the dinosaurs around? Were they before of after Jesus?
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Yeah, it's no wonder I'm a genius.
And yes, most of the time I feel smarter than people on the internet. When people have grammar mistakes such it's rather than its, I feel really superior. Though at times I also feel incredibly stupid when I do things like post nine or ten times in a row. But speaking of people on the internet, a lot of them seem to like being asses... is it the fact that it's anonymous? Or do people just like being asses to me? Too many people, both IRL and on the internet, are asses to me. Are most people just assholes?
And YG117: Thank you! I'm glad you think my entries are good. ^_^ Or maybe I like YGO:TAS because I'm a fangirl and I like all things anime-related. And speaking of class clowns, I just tried to get the ones in my geometry class to check out YGO:TAS. This was because they started talking about POKeMON and other such things... like YuGiOh. (I actually went over and joined their conversation, since as a fangirl/anime nerd I know more than they do.)
It went something like this... (We were all laughing so hard...)
"Yeah, they do the two-finger card-swipe! *imitates the card swipe they do*"
"Yeah, I believe in the Heart of the Cards so I'm not going to even look at the card and just play it!"
"Damn, this is a crappy card! Now what?"
"You know, the best thing is to put a magic card down as a monster card."
"I used to steal YuGiOh cards from my neighbor. As we were dueling! I took them right off his deck!"
"You know, Polygon was one of the hardest POKeMON to get. It was, like, a lot."
"Um... It's Porygon."
"Whatever."
"And I never did get Mew..."
"Oh, I did! Here's what you do..."
Wow... that was all pretty random stuff... but then, random makes life more interesting, doesn't it? |
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| #787 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #786 by KuramaStrassCullen | Reply | haha, yeah, I try to get people I know who would like TAS into it, but I never talk about YGO! or TAS with other people in my school, because they all think that it is stupid. but luckily for me, I got the guy I like into it, and we always watch it on the bus.
And yeah, people ask questions like that in my Theology class as well. Like people won't know the answers to "who are the four people who wrote the gospel?"
plus, a lot of kids from Philadelphia go to my school, and it seems like they didn't get a great gradeschool education. I live in the suburbs though. |
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| #788 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #787 by YG117 | Reply | We had to do a project about ourselves... someone said their accomplishment in life was graduating from 8th grade...
Maybe it was just me, but I felt really sad when I heard that... |
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| #789 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | | Um....is this a caption contest or a BAR? |
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| #790 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #786 by KuramaStrassCullen | Reply | Wow, that was probably the most well-thought-out argument that i've heard in a long time! You didn't just aimlessly spew the mindless, baseless, and retarted stuff that most people on the internet often do! Q_- I tip my hat to you miss! But in all seriousness, I apologize about the whole "use the edit button" thing, I admit that I kinda went overboard. And now that i've seen things from your view I can relate, I mean most of the kids I have in my class don't even make sense to me anymore because all they do is quote the internet, or some random sitcom; (even my teachers make mistakes, I mean one spelled guerilla warfare "Gorilla Warfar" and I found myself correcting him about every five sentences because his grammatical skills are off). I find it hard to even have a good intelligent conversation anymore! I look forward to seeing more of your posts because you have the ability to make sense in what you say and back up your claims with factual info. BTW, I read all of your entries beforehand and I must say they have quite a witty composure about them! Keep up the great work!
Anyway, back on topic, another entry in honor of my hero Harrison Ford:
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| #791 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #790 by Rugal | Reply | | that made me giggle for a while n_n |
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| #792 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #790 by Rugal | Reply | Thank you. And, to be honest, I don't think I was even thinking of you when I started talking about assholes... I see your point now, about the edit-button-thing.
I had an English teacher that I corrected once...
But here are the dumbest people of them all:
"The Muslims wandered in the desert for forty years before Jesus gave them the 10 Commandments."
The Muslim's religion? "Muslimism."
Who started Islam? "Muhammed Ali."
Where'd the Crusades take place? "The Holy Land." Where's the Holy Land? "I don't know."
Can anyone give me an example of a Jim Crow law? "You have to hold the door open for little old ladies!"
But since people seem to be annoyed that we are off-topic...
Here's a caption:
"This is where the magic of Clorox comes from."
I was just thinking of that old commercial... yeah...
(By the way, I don't see images on the computers here unless I'm lucky, so I usually don't comment on them, if anyone was wondering.) |
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| #793 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #786 by KuramaStrassCullen | Reply |
(I live in Ohio: they live in East Cleveland/Cleveland/Euclid.)
Well no wonder!! Cleveland is worse than Detroit from what I've heard.
And that's saying something. Hopefully the people working on rebuilding Detroit will at least have SOME success.
Anyhoos...
This contest ending anytime soon? There are lotsa good captions this round, thankfully. Still lots of crappy ones, but considering that I have at least 3 favorites, that's not bad. |
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| #794 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | ¬_¬ it would be quite amusing if someone like Underling came along, said something like "ZOMG STELTH BARRRR LOCK'D"
and locked the news post LOL |
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| #795 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #794 by JesusRocks | Reply | | that's more like Heavy, but he's having a nervous breakdown |
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| #798 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #797 by atemssoulmate | Reply | | I think i did... I don't know what the time is now *chuckle* ¬_¬ |
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| #799 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #793 by MrsSallyBakura | Reply | Yeah. Good 'ol OH. (O-H! I-O!) East Cleveland is the worst, though... It's so... ghetto. And Euclid is becoming the new E. Cleveland...
And, of course, you can't forget the beautiful Cleveland summer of 1969... The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the skies were blue, and the Cuyahoga River was flaming.
Cleveland sucks. Luckily for me, I live out in the 'burbs. I believe that's why I'm better off. I feel sad sometimes looking around here, knowing I have classmates that live in houses like those... when my own neighborhood is all-American, 1952 style. With children who walk down the streets at twilight to their best friend's house two blocks down the street without fear.
And the contest ending? Probably about the time we get a new episode. >> He's as bad as I was before I took all my unfinished fics off ff.net. Now I only post finished things so no one "OMGZ UPDAT LIEK NOW!!!11!!"s me to death. And, out of curiousity, which ones are your favorites?
But speaking of which, I have two new entries... (Hopefully they will make up for the crappy one I posted earlier today, about Clorox.)
Entry numero uno:
"The Pharaoh goes in search of the legendary picnic benches that were in the Cuyahoga River when it caught fire."
Yes... there were picnic benches in the river... I would know. It's what my research paper is on *sighs*.
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Entry 2 (warning - a lot of words follow):
"Dan Green takes the phrase extreme sports to a whole new level. Not only did he decide to go cliff-diving in Alaska, off the highest cliff, into the coldest water, but he did it without any clothes or protection from the elements whatsoever! He also broke the record for deepest cliff dive by 6 feet. That's Dan Green for you. He's always taking things to the extreme."
Entry 3 (a spur-of-the-moment inspiration):
"Here's what happened to Night after Kronos Heaven put him into storage."
So... hopefully that made up for the Clorox thing... somewhat... |
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| #800 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #792 by KuramaStrassCullen | Reply | haha, that's funny.
We had an open book Theo test today, and the kids in my class STILL were cheating off of each other.
I mean, this test was the easiest that I ahd ever taken. My teacher takes sentences from the chapter, blanks out some of the words, and you have to fill them in by reading. It can't get any easier than that!
I'm just glad that I only have a week and two days left of school. |
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| #802 Posted 5 months ago, in reply to post #800 by YG117 | Reply | Jesus... That sounds just like Dr. P's tests, only we use the notes he gives us. I have one day left of school, and three days of testing. But that reminds me, this is the dumbest person of all...
"Was Jesus one of the apostles?"
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That... pretty much says it all.
And yes, I have one last entry...
"Behold the world's worst possible nightmare... A dream in which you are being flushed down a toilet."
... Don't ask, please. |
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| #804 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | okay, again, w/ teh entry, but i was inspired during my finals
Previously that day....
Yugi: Yami, it was just two points. Honestly, what's the difference between a 95 and a 93?
Yami: My life.
Narrarator: He indeed took it very seriously, and when he got his gade back, he striped and dove into the lake.
Yami: I got an A- in Science, I no longer have a reason to live...
harhar, you'll only get it if ur an IB nerd. all the IBMYPs in the house say hell yeah!
*silence*
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| #805 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | Oi... Is LittleKuriboh dead?? O.o
Well, since I'm bored, I makes another caption.
Yami decides to try Nude Underwater Basket-Weaving. |
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| #810 Posted 5 months ago | Reply | ok ill try again and this time with the picture.
Yami thought it would be a good idea to go to the indoor swimming pool to have some fun,Joey and the others come too and when Yami fell asleep Joey snuck up and took his swimming gear.When Yami wakes up he sees everyone laughing at him and him NAKED!! so Yami dives way down in the swimming pool to hide his shame.![]() |
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