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| #331 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Hope it makes you all laugh...
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| #332 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Pegasus: My, what a quaint and enjoyable flight.
Guy: That's it?
Pegasus: What?
Guy: I mean, I was expecting something more...flamboyant or something.
Pegasus: Oh well.
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Kaiba: I still don't understand why I'm wearing this mask.
Pegasus: Our love can never be known!
Captain: Attention passengers, Kaiba is wearing an old man mask and going with Pegasus to Vegas to get married!
Kaiba: Damn, my reputation is ruined!
Pegasus: Yes, the dragon thing was working SO well for you. |
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| #333 Posted 6 months ago, in reply to post #1 by | Reply | first time
Return from the Evil council of DOOM II
Pegesus: \"..must...act natural, must not give attention to rabekah and her bear ...must act like i dont know her, or the bear\"
Bear: \"All of you shal perish on this flight , and feel the eternal flames of hell as you are punished for your sins!!!\"
Rabekah: \"oh, silly teddy, your shy aren\'t you...what do you think kitty?\"
Bakura(aka-kitty): \"FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP CALLING ME KITTY!!!!\"
Pegesus: \"Why am I surrounded by idiots?\"
Man sitting next to pegesus: \"well i\'ll be....they all have crazy hair...\"
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| #334 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | Still waiting for a good one. |
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| #336 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | 
if you don\\\'t get it watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BieVgyrfglQ |
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| #337 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | After Pegasus was denied his fourth requested pat down by the in flight security guards, the cabin grew quite quiet and awfully AWKWARD. |
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| #338 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | *rolls around*
So many gay references! DX
Need....fresh air... |
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| #339 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | Finally I'm going to the Spice Girls reunion concert!!! Hopefully they won't recognize me as the guy who tried to kidnapp them last time! |
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| #340 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | All of these jokes suck.
Summary:
Pegasus is a gay pedophile LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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| #341 Posted 6 months ago, in reply to post #340 by Sophie | Reply | I agree.
Except not all the ones posted here are like that.
But if you said most.
Then you'd be absolutely right.
*sigh*
I love how LK's sarcasm just doesn't get through to people... I suppose it's hard to read sarcasm through text.
Ah well. Their fault really; they're the ones who wasted 20 seconds coming up with their genius jokes... :/ |
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| #343 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | My first entry hope its good
Is it supposed to be posted here or somewhere else? |
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| #345 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Pegasus: That's funny, that man's eyes were hazel a minute ago... Those blue contacts are simply SOOO UNFABULOUS!!!
*Warning: Extremely Obscure Reference Afoot |
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| #346 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Pegasus had made many foolish choices during his time as a villain. He had even made the ultimate blunder: trying to manipulate the softly-spoken Japanese boy with funny hair (and with only one magical ball, no less). But for all that he had tried to resurrect his dead lover wife with questionable ancient magic, and lost spectacularly at a children\'s card game that he himself had designed, he at least knew better than to fly a private jet.
Pegasus: Eat your heart out, Kaiba-boy. |
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| #347 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Man on left thinking: "Oh, Pegasus is touching his arm to mine! I have butterflies in my stomach!"
Pegasus thinking: "When will this booger get off my sleeve?" |
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| #348 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | My first attempt(very horrible indeed).
Oh what are these certain people thinking?
...the waterbra is an inside joke. |
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| #349 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Haha i had a nice idea
Pegasus: Man, playing video games on a plane sure is fun! i love this JOY stick!
Other Man: You do know that not a joystick your holding...
Pegasus:Oh no? Then what is it? it so warm and hard...
Other Man: It a Wii-mote
Didnt expect this one did you :D |
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| #350 Posted 6 months ago, in reply to post #341 by MrsSallyBakura | Reply | Oh I know right? They're ALL like, hahaha gay penis joke, hahaha lol!!1! God some people are just numb to sarcasm.
Sarcasnumb. |
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| #351 Posted 6 months ago, in reply to post #350 by LordVoldything | Reply | | It's clear those are not going to win, that's why I didn't enter any of those. |
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| #352 Posted 6 months ago, in reply to post #351 by niknnik | Reply | | Yes. It's like, if you can't think of anything that hasn't been done or SPECIFICALLY DISCOURAGED BY LK, then don't submit it. I think VashtheSaiyan's post will probably win something [p. 11] just because it isn't a gay joke or a Snakes on a Plane reference or totally retarded. |
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| #353 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | it kind anyoing almost any joke youl bring about pegasus on a plane with a bearded guy next to him will be about fabules gay flight :S i have no more ideas... exept this one!
Pegasus: What is this chair? it all purple and quite un-fabulous (obvious joke)(now here's the twist!)
Chair: What is that man with the red suit that sits on me? hes quite Fabulous indeed.(tell me you saw that one coming and ill break your neck)
And please dont ask me where di i get my idea becuase trust me you dont wanna know.
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| #354 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | 
I know its not funny but that dude looks a lot like the king XD |
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| #356 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Second attempt, much better:
I wish I had thought of this one sooner. I don't know why it didn't immediately pop into my head.
First lesson of Gundam: Never yell out "It's a Gundam!" You WILL die afterwards. |
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| #357 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Pegasus: So, Giles, Im planning another tournament.
Old Man: My name isn't Giles, and who are you?
Pegasus: In this one, I'm going to bring everyone to a volcano and the only way to get out is to win the tournament.
Old Man: What are you talking about? What happens to the losers?
Pegasus: Welcome to the conversation Giles, I guess they'll just have to stay there, there won't be any main characters though, so no one cares.
Old Man: You going to let them die? That's Madness!
Pegasus: Madness?!? THIS IS DUEL MONSTERS!! |
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| #358 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | Ok, here's one - simple and gay, just like Pegasus...
Sitting on the plane, Pegasus thinks to himself, I paid over $10,000 for this first-class ticket from Tokyo to Cairo on Japan Airlines, so you think I wouldn't have to look at a decidedly unfabulous lime-green interior. This flight is going to be horrible. ..... wait .... Is that man's pinky touching mine? .... ohhhhh .... Maybe not such a total loss after all. And Pegasus smiles to himself.
P.S. I looked up the price on flights.com, so don't bug me about it. |
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| #359 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | 
Pegasus: "Oooh, the fog's getting thicker"
"AND LEON'S GETTING LAAAARRRGGGERRRR!"
Surely, this should win the caption contest for me.
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| #360 Posted 6 months ago | Reply | | hmm i don't know, the guy next to him looks too happy to just be flying economy, something's gotta give |
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