Lyrics:
(Chorus)
You'll never stop the Abridged!
First it was a fan flick,
Now it's so fantasic.
You'll never stop the Abridged!
LK's writes a catch phrase,
Starts another new craze.

Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Yugi Moto, Tea Gardner
Solomon, Serenity, Mai and Mokuba.

Seto Kaiba, Rex and Weevil, Maximillion Pegasus,
Bandit Keith, Duke Devlin, Shoddy, Bakura.

Brooklyn accent, Card games rule, Grandpa loses in a duel,
Screw the rules, I have money, We all thought that it was funny.

Tournament, Maxillion, Yami's duel was pressed for time.
Torment Yugi, Grandpa mime, Joey's sis is going blind!

Chorus

Tristan's voice, Kemo's hair, Mai's boobs, Joey's stare,
4Kids lame, Guns are bad, Censorship makes LK mad.

My voice gives me super strength, Grabbing classes, can't escape,
Gay clowns, Kaiba hacks, Can't stand a ghost of a chance.

Voice is dead, Punch offscreen, Yami's fab and Spice Girls scene Limey's gaydar, Cosplay fling, Yami's puzzle does it's thing.

Panic's chin beats Mai's boobs, This card game has stupid rules,
Kaiba's drugs, Mokuba, Keith fails IN AMERICA!

Chorus

Joey furry, Booby traps, Gay people are just like bats,
Kaiba babies, Kemo's trap, Mokuba is total crap.

Kaiba wins, Yugi's sad, Tea's friendship, Star Wars fad,
Kaiba loses, Turns to zombie, Tea wants to find a body.

Card game channel, Keith falls down, Card games blah, Kaiba found,
Tristan throws that ring away, LK imposters save the day.

Lazer beams, Shoddy shows, Yugi's chosen for who knows,
Kaiba's smiling, Pharoah's name, Yugi's king of card games!

Chorus

Possessed bear, Gramps ain't well, Mother plays card games in hell,
Disgruntled Celtic Elf, Though she won she lost herself.

Kaiba's back, Mokuba flees, Gotta love those Japanese,
Shemale princess, Seto chained, Rusty dagger's what they gained.

Sexy Duke, Dundeon Dice, Turns out he was really nice,
Anime LK's way, What else do I have to say!?

Chorus

Safty made LK her bitch, He asked her to go get hitched.
LK sadly lost the fight, Youtube wouldn't hear our plight.

Kroze and Dix, Jump the shark, Underling had hit the mark,
Dix fails at DVDs, Second season makes us pleased.

Captions mostly lukewarm, DESU takes the site by storm,
Fanclubs barred, Kroze banned, Dix Roll, Just as planned.
WTF?, OMG!, DDR's a submod,
Site went down, Back again, LK fakes the series end!

You'll never stop the Abridged!
First it was a fan flick,
Now it's so fantasic.
You'll never stop the Abridged!
Even when we're gone,
He will still dub on and on and on and on and on...

Chorus (repeat)

You are awesome. Not as awesome as LK, but still awesome.