BatEd's Blog

I\'ll Make Fun of It!

BatEd — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:56:28 -0600

Post pictures here, and I'll make fun of them, or just comment on them.
I'm lazy. Shut up.

I may need assistance.
ANNNNNNNNNNND GO!

IRC MADNESS

BatEd — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:41:20 -0500

[19:30] <+YG117> there was a cute little bat named Ed
[19:30] <+YG117> Ed was so cute and fluffy
[19:30] <&darkarcher> And she eated everyone the end.

I knew this would never work.

BatEd — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:31:57 -0500

Looks like not only am I out of a place to stay, but a job as well.

She's holding my dog over my head, etc.

Someone just shoot me in the face.

A More Elaborate Blog Explaining Things

BatEd — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:33:55 -0500

Currently I'm at a friend of my dad's house, who may or may not be an ex, who has been nothing but kind and open in offering me her home.
Dad's disappeared into the mountains of West Virgina so he's unreachable by phone, and mine has been cut off by mom. So now it is my phone book. I hope he's okay, I haven't heard from him in at least two days.
2 days ago I was involved in a car accident with my aunt at the wheel where we hit two deer, killed one, the other we sideswiped. Luckily, I'm okay, considering I don't have any health insurance. She's okay, too.
Half of my stuff is locked in Dad's car in Libertytown, with my social security card, so job hunting isn't an option until he comes back. The other half is still at mom's house which I may need to sell some of.
August 31st Kiba (the dog) decided to swallow a hook, he was in an operation today which took 4 hours and cost 3,000 dollars. I had asked some people to take me to the vet when it happened, they would not, so now instead of just pulling it out of his stomach, they had to slice him open for FOUR HOURS and forcibly remove it. I don't have the money to pay it off, I'm not even getting 15 hours a week at Pet Valu.
Did I mention I may be fired soon?
~EdBat

Post Script: http://myspace.com/kibathesamoyedhusky become a friend. Let as many people as you can know.

Update: have not heard from my dad in over a week. I hope he is okay.
Update: Heard from dad last night....was so mad.

Everything has gone to shit.

BatEd — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:26:49 -0500

So here I am, 19, "homeless" 3,000 dollars in debt...

I'm fucked.

Banana Phone\'d.

BatEd — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:00:03 -0500

[19:55] <@EdBat> RING RING RING RING RING
[19:56] <@EdBat> BANANA PHONE
[19:56] * +Psidude25 picks up the phone
[19:56] <+Psidude25> hello?
[19:56] <@EdBat> I'VE GOT THIS FEELING
[19:56] <@EdBat> IT'S SO APPEALING
[19:56] <+Psidude25> HELLO?
[19:56] <@EdBat> LET'S GET TOGETHER
[19:57] <@EdBat> AND SING
[19:57] * +Psidude25 hangs up

BEHOLD: Back Seat Driver Jesus

BatEd — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:48:13 -0500

Jesus: Backseat Driver.

BatEd
The driver looks like Bruce Campbell...which is awesome.

Blaydrix
hm, it does.

BatEd
Think about it...
The best Sci-Fi/ Sitcom show ever: BackSeatDriver Jesus with Bruce Campbell...

Blaydrix
WE MUST TAKE THIS TO FOX.

BatEd
They'd go around slaying demons and hangin' with aliens and the like.

Each episode would end with Jesus and Bruce laughing at a really bad joke.

Blaydrix
Yes...yes...YES!! ALL WIN!! GREATEST SHOW EVER!!!

BatEd
Of course, it would be canceled after one season, but there will be a small cult following.

Blaydrix
No, no, canceled after six episodes, THEN cult following, then FOX brings it back after a few years but the new episodes are incredibly disappointing.

BatEd
Precisely.

Blaydrix
THEN picked up by the Sci-Fi network where it continues to spiral into oblivion only with a lower budget.

BatEd
Then the creators have "Creative Differences," and split up.

Jesus, of course, moves on to a successful movie career, while Bruce is still mainly ignored by the general population.

WeirdSmells
But of course their will be the Evil Dead crossover with it when they follow his events trying to stop some bad things from happening.

Blaydrix
Poor Bruce. He only gets video game roles.

BatEd
You guys forget about the made-for-tv sequels Sci-Fi makes for BSDJ.

Blaydrix
Oh yeah, the four or five sequels that had poor ratings but Sci-Fi plays them over and over and over again late at night.

BatEd
See, the first sequel has some guys who vaguely resemble Jesus and Bruce, but in all honesty, they are terrible.

The second one has a new character, a younger male who has a cardboard cut-out personality and says really dumb one liners that were meant to sound cool but end up sounding stupid, whereas in the original series they were meant to be funny.

The third movie has a chick.

The fourth has Gandhi.

Blaydrix
Yes, all of the movies are about as bad as Meet the Spartans. Even as incredibly stupid. The plot is just outrageous. The first film actually isn't half bad, but would be much better with the original actors. The girl in the third movie ends up with Jesus in the end but is strangely absent from the fourth with no adequate explanation.

BatEd
You are talking about them being so bad that if they are slightly worse they go into negative badness, which in turn rehashes them into the realm of awesomeness.

Blaydrix

Not many films venture into that realm...

BatEd
Oh but you see, the new writers of BSDJ have many, many surprises for us.

Including random explosions, now called "Surprisplotions."

WeirdSmells
and Holyjebusisplotions

Blaydrix
"Wait, Bruce, don't go in there!"

"Come on, Jesus, we have to save the-" BOOM

"You see? I told you not to go in there. Take THIS entrance."

"Why didn't I see that in the first place?"

TITLE OVER ENTRANCE:

ENTRANCE TO SECRET CAVE!!

"I... I don't know."

"You confuse me, Jesus."

"My father works in mysterious ways. So, I guess if I got the recessive gene of working in mysterious ways, so do I. I think." BOOM

WeirdSmells
Episode one is finally perfect

Blaydrix
Backseat Driver Jesus...
He's a pointing the way for you
Backseat Driver Jesus...
Why don't we stop for a pray or two...

"May the lord be with you - LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR!"

"DAMMIT JESUS SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO DRIVE HERE!"

"Oh, I am so gonna smite you for that..." *AUDIENCE LAUGHTER*

gameboy92
is that his catch pherse?

Blaydrix
Yes.

Jesus/Bruce: "This... IS OUR BOOMSTICK!"

BatEd
Jesus's, of course, will be shaped like a cross.

Blaydrix
Oh, but of course.

Most of the series should focus on the witty banter they throw back and forth in the car, along with the occasional misadventure.

Blarg! GAIA STUFF...Years and years ago.

BatEd — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:04:39 -0500

Oh DEAR GOD WHY

I found a gallery of my old stuff from Gaia.
Dear god is it bad

Be prepared to gouge out your eyeballs, viewers.
Just remember! I was young and foolish!

The H.U.G. Club!

BatEd — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:23:44 -0500

Join the HUG
(]Hellish Unkind and Gruesome Club!)

Members:
BatEd
FrendshipSpeech
Niknnik
okamineko
MurdocManson

Dr. Doom is the mayor of France!

BatEd — Sat, 31 May 2008 22:21:42 -0500

OMG WTF