User Profile: Dijon
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| DNA: | Female from Milton Keynes (Cow Country) | | Country: |  | United Kingdom |
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Ahem! Yes I am aware I'm not on a lot, or that I post often. However, I'm not leaving, I just don't feel like logging on/posting. E-mail me if you really want to talk to me, I still like to talk to you. No, not you. The people on my friend list. No, I will not add you to my friend list.
  
  
  
 
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The wise words of Shadow:If life gives you lemons.......
You can ignore the lemons, ignore the poop, and grab life by the lips and just YANK as hard as you can! Throw it to the ground, beat it senseless and take its fucking wallet! And yell triumphantly "NO! NO GODDAMN IT, I WILL NOT TAKE THESE LEMONS OR THIS SHIT, SO FUCK YOU!" You know, some of us don't even like lemonade. Besides, I think the people who say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" haven't had too many lemons to deal with in their lifetime. When you're sitting in the middle of a big-ass lemon grove and the lemons just keep pelting you in the head, metaphorically speaking, the last thing on your mind is "Gee, I should make a tasty soft drink out of these things that are causing me no end of annoyance and injury! All the shit that life is burdening me with can be resolved by making a tasty beverage! That's it! What was I thinking!" |
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So yeah, thought I'd get that god-awful meme off my page. (To all those lacking two brain cells to rub together, and I mean that in the nicest way possible, please don't post in old blogs. It irritates me. -.- And I'm not just talking about you, Leo. Thank you and now back to your regular programme)
I saw Hellboy 2. This will be not a review, but merely the first things that came into my mind when I watched it.
[THERE WILL BE SPOILERS]
OK, first bit with the tooth fairies. Mmm, lovely; best way to start a movie: PEOPLE BEING EATEN ALIVE.
That was genuienly the only scary bit. The first one, whenever the Hellhound was on the screen, it scared me. I hate scary movies, FYI. The headcrab thing was kinda freaky though.
Also, the villain sucked, the elf dude. Nooo idea how to spell his name (or even what his name is, I forgots.) but seriously, BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT. He was not hot. Who has ever heard of a not hot elf? LEGOLAS ANYBODY? I WATCHED HIM FLAIL AROUND WITH A SPEAR THINGY FOR FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON, AND PRAYED HE WAS HOT. My prayers were unanswered though, which sucked, coz his sister was pretty. Speaking of without a shirt, Hellboy spent half the movie parading round in only his leather pants. How about that for a mental image? Young Hellboy needs to see an orthodontist, srsly.
That scary guy with the ey�d wings, the one who said he was Hellboy's 'death', was that a reference to The NORTHERN LIGHTS (st00pid americanisation) or am I reading to much into it? Whatever.
I don't like the actor playing Liz. She looked like she had either spent the last hour crying, or was about to cry. No.
I like Abe though, even if he is the love child of Voldemort and a squid. You know it's true.
Other stuff... My brother dorked out over the Golden Army, I thought it was pretty forgettable. I mean, it was good and I enjoyed it, but there weren't any awesome lines or fight scenes. It was mediocre.
I REEEALLY NEED TO SEE THE DARK NIGHT. Yes, shun me coz I haven't seen it yet. *sob*
Oh, and I'm DYING for new games. Gonna buy Okami and Lost in Blue 2 soon. Recommendations are nice (I DON'T HAVE THE 360, SO DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH.... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)
If you want to kick my ass at Brawl or Revolution, may I please direct you to my brother? He's the only one with an ounce of hand-eye co-ordination or strategy. I never got passed the 'beat them senseless' stage of Pok�mon. But he's a dick and a lazy one, so the answer will probably be no.
MUUUUSIC! Give me your best songs as my muse has died and needs something to beat the life back into it. Prefarably something I can nod my head to. Emo is good, Hannah Montana is bad. Rick Roll me and die. It's already happened twice this week.
That is all.
EDIT TIME!: Oh, oh, I forgot. I went to Madam Tussauds! My brother touched a metal casting of Michael Jackson's hand and was reeeally grossed out, until I told him he was too old anyway. I went through the scary bit. WORST. DECISION. EVER. I felt this one guy snarl on my ear and screamed like a pansy. I'm glad there weren't any kids though, coz I maaay have sworn. A lot. My mum waved at Hannibal Lector. XD She's awesome like that. THE QUEUES THOUGH! OH GOD THE QUEUES. I know queueing is like a really British thing, but when one spends TWO HOURS IN A LINE, it gets a little DULL. And I got elbowed by Samuel L. Jackson. :< Not cool man.
Shaddup. I write what I like.
~Dijon
P.S. LAST THING I SWEAR. Keep the BS to a minimum. I can and will censor posts.
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