Dijon's Blog
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| Movies and Games and Shit |
| (4 comments, posted 2 months ago by Dijon) |
So yeah, thought I'd get that god-awful meme off my page. (To all those lacking two brain cells to rub together, and I mean that in the nicest way possible, please don't post in old blogs. It irritates me. -.- And I'm not just talking about you, Leo. Thank you and now back to your regular programme)
I saw Hellboy 2. This will be not a review, but merely the first things that came into my mind when I watched it.
[THERE WILL BE SPOILERS]
OK, first bit with the tooth fairies. Mmm, lovely; best way to start a movie: PEOPLE BEING EATEN ALIVE.
That was genuienly the only scary bit. The first one, whenever the Hellhound was on the screen, it scared me. I hate scary movies, FYI. The headcrab thing was kinda freaky though.
Also, the villain sucked, the elf dude. Nooo idea how to spell his name (or even what his name is, I forgots.) but seriously, BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT. He was not hot. Who has ever heard of a not hot elf? LEGOLAS ANYBODY? I WATCHED HIM FLAIL AROUND WITH A SPEAR THINGY FOR FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON, AND PRAYED HE WAS HOT. My prayers were unanswered though, which sucked, coz his sister was pretty. Speaking of without a shirt, Hellboy spent half the movie parading round in only his leather pants. How about that for a mental image? Young Hellboy needs to see an orthodontist, srsly.
That scary guy with the ey�d wings, the one who said he was Hellboy's 'death', was that a reference to The NORTHERN LIGHTS (st00pid americanisation) or am I reading to much into it? Whatever.
I don't like the actor playing Liz. She looked like she had either spent the last hour crying, or was about to cry. No.
I like Abe though, even if he is the love child of Voldemort and a squid. You know it's true.
Other stuff... My brother dorked out over the Golden Army, I thought it was pretty forgettable. I mean, it was good and I enjoyed it, but there weren't any awesome lines or fight scenes. It was mediocre.
I REEEALLY NEED TO SEE THE DARK NIGHT. Yes, shun me coz I haven't seen it yet. *sob*
Oh, and I'm DYING for new games. Gonna buy Okami and Lost in Blue 2 soon. Recommendations are nice (I DON'T HAVE THE 360, SO DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH.... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)
If you want to kick my ass at Brawl or Revolution, may I please direct you to my brother? He's the only one with an ounce of hand-eye co-ordination or strategy. I never got passed the 'beat them senseless' stage of Pok�mon. But he's a dick and a lazy one, so the answer will probably be no.
MUUUUSIC! Give me your best songs as my muse has died and needs something to beat the life back into it. Prefarably something I can nod my head to. Emo is good, Hannah Montana is bad. Rick Roll me and die. It's already happened twice this week.
That is all.
EDIT TIME!: Oh, oh, I forgot. I went to Madam Tussauds! My brother touched a metal casting of Michael Jackson's hand and was reeeally grossed out, until I told him he was too old anyway. I went through the scary bit. WORST. DECISION. EVER. I felt this one guy snarl on my ear and screamed like a pansy. I'm glad there weren't any kids though, coz I maaay have sworn. A lot. My mum waved at Hannibal Lector. XD She's awesome like that. THE QUEUES THOUGH! OH GOD THE QUEUES. I know queueing is like a really British thing, but when one spends TWO HOURS IN A LINE, it gets a little DULL. And I got elbowed by Samuel L. Jackson. :< Not cool man.
Shaddup. I write what I like.
~Dijon
P.S. LAST THING I SWEAR. Keep the BS to a minimum. I can and will censor posts.
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| HAI GUISE! |
| (18 comments, posted 5 months ago by Dijon) |
To prove I\'m not dead, I bring you this meme! *flourish*
Cookies to those who successfully my name.
NAME MEME
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father\'s middle name)
Emilia Antoinette William (Prefer THAT over my real name *le sigh*)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother\'s dad, father\'s dad)
Demostine John (ADDING FLAIR TO YOUR OTHERWISE BORING RACES! (Please don\'t shoot me))
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Hucmi (If anyone says anything dirty, I will cut you)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Lavendar Manatee (FUCK YEAH!)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
May Milton Keynes (Meh, I\'m really 50/50 about this one)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add \"THE\" to the beginning)
The Blue Cherryade (It sucks less than \'The Aqua Coke\')
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Mier (Can anyone pronounce that?)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Banana Chocolate Chip (I can just feel the cool vibes coming off that name.)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Dijon (SHADDUP) Granes End (*strums* And the rock name did suck-eth)
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Siren Goliador (It sounds like I\'m some sort of cheap foreign hooker. ._.)
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Finley Granes End (<- And on that bombshell, goodnight!)
Wow, that kinda sucked. And I thought I\'d get some really cool names. :<
I NOW DEMAND TO BE CALLED BANANA CHOCOLATE CHIP! XD
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| Bandwagon 2: Return of the Bandwagon |
| (2 comments, posted 5 months ago by Dijon) |
I'm afraid of 19 out of 72 common fears.
[x] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] close spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[x] flowers or other plants
Total so far: 5
[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 8
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
Total so far: 10
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[x] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
Total so far: 13
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[x] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
[x] fear
Final Total: 19
(I got rid of some because I HATE them, not FEAR them).
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
If you get none, you're a fucking liar. xD
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| BANDAWAGON! WHEEE~! |
| (45 comments, posted 5 months ago by Dijon) |
Right, I saw others had done it and was like : LET'S HOP ABOARD THE BANDWAGON!
I ran out of names. -_-
ENTER: THE MEME.
1. Name something you have in common with Exael?
Ummm we both speak English? o.o
Help me out here....
2. What's your fondest memory of Acey?
*nostalgia*
Me threatening to brutually maim her Purin....
Oh the memories.... *le sigh*
3. What do you think about Dark?
Needs to stop ninja-ing me when I'm pointing out something obvious to someone. XD
4. Hot Masty on Cocyta action - Yes/No?
NO REALLY IT SAID THAT! XD
I'm just killing myself with laughter here!
I'll let you decide Internet.
5. What song could be Spoofs's theme song?
Something random..... *shrug* Beats me.....
6. What would you do if you hadn't met Spoofs?
KILL MYSELF!! HE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!!! *SOB SOB* *MELODRAMA*
Seriously, what kinds of questions are these. >.>
7. Is Spoofs your best friend?
ENOUGH WITH THE SPOOFS, I ONLY PUT HIM ONCE!
-.- Next Question.....
8. Do you think Cocyta is a virgin?
OH CRAP... 8V
Shit, well I dunno, maybe, if she met the real-life version of certain anime characters. ;D
9. Do you trust Gameguy?
Kinda, depends on the situation.
No offense, but I wouldn't tell him with MAH SUPAR SEEKRIT!!1 (tm)
10. Ever slept in the same room with Cocyta?
O.O IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THIS MEME GIVING OFF STRONG LESBIAN VIBES?!
OK, I'm done with this meme, seriously. -.-
Worst boredom-induced decision this week..... Scratch that, the SECOND worst decision this week.
The first now being having another go! 8D
[ Boo hoo Acey XP ]
1. Describe Masty in five words.
Should be a cat boy. THAT'S FIVE WORDS. >:V
2. Linky suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
She practically already does. *shrug*
I'd probably ask her who her source was.
3. Would you open a mystery gift Exael just gave you, without much hesitation?
Not if it were big enough to hold a travestite, I wouldn't.
4. Cherry is really Fee in disguise, you know.
NO I DIDN'Y KNOW. >:V WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW THESE THINGS?!
5. What is one thing Fee isn't exactly made for?
Posting in GMT time. XD
6. Name something you have in common with Linky?
Teenage Britains struggling in a white man's world!!!1 *drama*
7. Exael was vaporised in a freak accident. What now?
Mourn? I'm not a weirdo.
8. In a race between you, Exael and Renny, who would win?
ME, if the prize was chocolate. Or money. 8D I like money.
9. What's your fondest memory of Moddy?
The first time I met her and she was being a hyperactive chipmunk.
10. Hot Renny on Linky action - Yes/No?
SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE BEEN IN THE ABRIDGED FIC! XD
o.o The Lesbian vibe hath returneth.....
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| Two things to discuss..... |
| (10 comments, posted 1 year ago by Dijon) |
First off: Now it's a little calmer school-wise, I'll attempt to come on more often.
¬_¬ Don't expect it to last long though. =_= I really must stop procrastinating........
P.S. That's the most swearwords I'll ever type! Honest!
Now to the main point!
I need some expensive games to annoy my parents with!
I got two lists to compile: birthday and Christmas, so I have extra presents to demand.
But I got no idea what to get.
So, my request:
Got any games you'd recommend?
(Baring in mind I'm thirteen and a girl and not inclined towards SHOOT THE ALIEN games. ¬_¬)
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| Pulling a 'Renny' |
| (6 comments, posted 1 year ago by Dijon) |
Before I explain the title, you need to understand a few things.
First off:
I AM STRESSED.
Alright??????????????
I'm disorganized, I'm falling behind on homework and most of the time I'm so frustated, I'm nearly crying!
What's that, I hear you cry?
"What possibly could a 13-year-old have to stress about?"
I'LL TELL YOU!
MY DAY WAS FUCKING SHIT!
I forgot my planner and my P.E. kit, I realized I hadn't done my homework, my glasses broke so I couldn't wear them, I felt nauseous and I had a headache, people were treding on my toes and not giving me enough space and I felt lost/confused/angry.
AND THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST FUCKING HOUR OF MY HELL!
Long story short, I felt shit and everywhere I went, I either ripped my hair out, made heads roll, or sobbed my eyes out from it all.
Sometimes all three at once.
Monday and Tuesday also followed that pattern.
So my conclusion:
I realized that half my problems were because I hadn't organized myself the night before, and that was because I was on here, talking to you lot. The smart among you will now have realized what the title means.
For the slower lot:
I'M LEAVING FOR A BIT.
I don't know how long I'll be gone, but all I can say is that I'll come back when I can balance computer-time and school-time.
Yeah.
Sorry. 
-Dijon
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| Kingdom Hearts 2 Ramble |
| (10 comments, posted 1 year ago by Dijon) |
The title says it all. If you don't like it (Gaspeth!) or don't play it, don't read.
OK, time for my ramble:
GAH!!!!!!! I really hate the Organization now!!!
Trust me, after having your butt handed to you on silver platter for the 5th time, BY THE SAME FRIGGIN' GUY, it's stopped being funny.
OK, who thought it would be a good idea to give Xaldin an attack THAT YOU CAN'T DODGE?! And how am I supposed to get near the guy, let alone hit him, if he's got those stupid spears????? And WTFs up with that stupid forcefield around him, that when I finally get close to the guy, it doesn't hurt him!!
(Now, it's Xigbar's turn to be torn apart. )
Why can the guy walk, UPSIDE-DOWN, in mid-air?! And that stupid weapon of his! Aaaaaargh!! No matter which corner I run into to heal, those stupid laser-bullets always manage to hit me! I bet the same guy who designed Xaldin's attacks also designed Xigbar's, coz it's NOT funny to have him teleport me to that tiny platform, then fire a BAZILLION lazers at me, one after the other, so I can't even run from them!!
And I dread to think what the others are gonna be like!
I hate this game.......
-Dijon
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| RESULT!!! |
| (12 comments, posted 1 year ago by Dijon) |
A few blogs back, you'll notice I was whinging coz mah mum reduced my pocket money.
Well, she raised it again. ^_^
I CAN EAT AGAIN!!!!!
But now I can't beat up my little sister without her taking some away. Aw well, win some, lose some.
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| T.T No money.......... |
| (21 comments, posted 1 year ago by Dijon) |
Yeah that's right. My mum slashed my pocket money in half. -_-'
I can't afford to eat at the Diner now.
That means PACKED LUNCHES!!!!
It's not important or even very interesting, but I bet you me and my mum will have fought about it by the end of the week. -_-'
Life sucks when your thirteen.
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| <sniff> |
| (5 comments, posted 1 year ago by Dijon) |
I've got a cold. <sniff>
Just felt I'd mention it.
I'm also more volatile when I'm sick, so if I over react to something, mah bad.
-Dijon
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