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(4 comments, posted 2 months ago by Dijon)

So yeah, thought I'd get that god-awful meme off my page. (To all those lacking two brain cells to rub together, and I mean that in the nicest way possible, please don't post in old blogs. It irritates me. -.- And I'm not just talking about you, Leo. Thank you and now back to your regular programme) I saw Hellboy 2. This will be not a review, but merely the first things that came into my mind when I watched it. [THERE WILL BE SPOILERS] OK, first bit with the tooth fairies. Mmm, lovely; best way to start a movie: PEOPLE BEING EATEN ALIVE. That was genuienly the only scary bit. The first one, whenever the Hellhound was on the screen, it scared me. I hate scary movies, FYI. The headcrab thing was kinda freaky though. Also, the villain sucked, the elf dude. Nooo idea how to spell his name (or even what his name is, I forgots.) but seriously, BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT. He was not hot. Who has ever heard of a not hot elf? LEGOLAS ANYBODY? I WATCHED HIM FLAIL AROUND WITH A SPEAR THINGY FOR FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON, AND PRAYED HE WAS HOT. My prayers were unanswered though, which sucked, coz his sister was pretty. Speaking of without a shirt, Hellboy spent half the movie parading round in only his leather pants. How about that for a mental image? Young Hellboy needs to see an orthodontist, srsly. That scary guy with the ey�d wings, the one who said he was Hellboy's 'death', was that a reference to The NORTHERN LIGHTS (st00pid americanisation) or am I reading to much into it? Whatever. I don't like the actor playing Liz. She looked like she had either spent the last hour crying, or was about to cry. No. I like Abe though, even if he is the love child of Voldemort and a squid. You know it's true. Other stuff... My brother dorked out over the Golden Army, I thought it was pretty forgettable. I mean, it was good and I enjoyed it, but there weren't any awesome lines or fight scenes. It was mediocre. I REEEALLY NEED TO SEE THE DARK NIGHT. Yes, shun me coz I haven't seen it yet. *sob* Oh, and I'm DYING for new games. Gonna buy Okami and Lost in Blue 2 soon. Recommendations are nice (I DON'T HAVE THE 360, SO DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH.... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.) If you want to kick my ass at Brawl or Revolution, may I please direct you to my brother? He's the only one with an ounce of hand-eye co-ordination or strategy. I never got passed the 'beat them senseless' stage of Pok�mon. But he's a dick and a lazy one, so the answer will probably be no. MUUUUSIC! Give me your best songs as my muse has died and needs something to beat the life back into it. Prefarably something I can nod my head to. Emo is good, Hannah Montana is bad. Rick Roll me and die. It's already happened twice this week. That is all. EDIT TIME!: Oh, oh, I forgot. I went to Madam Tussauds! My brother touched a metal casting of Michael Jackson's hand and was reeeally grossed out, until I told him he was too old anyway. I went through the scary bit. WORST. DECISION. EVER. I felt this one guy snarl on my ear and screamed like a pansy. I'm glad there weren't any kids though, coz I maaay have sworn. A lot. My mum waved at Hannibal Lector. XD She's awesome like that. THE QUEUES THOUGH! OH GOD THE QUEUES. I know queueing is like a really British thing, but when one spends TWO HOURS IN A LINE, it gets a little DULL. And I got elbowed by Samuel L. Jackson. :< Not cool man. Shaddup. I write what I like. ~Dijon P.S. LAST THING I SWEAR. Keep the BS to a minimum. I can and will censor posts.

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Bluespirit0000	#1   Posted 2 months ago	Reply
	Keep the BS to a minimum. No, You will not keep the BlueSpirit at a minimum. [ Its a joke ] -I agree with you on the Hellboy movie -You should watch The Dark Knight (Best Superhero movie of the year!) -Okami Rocks! One of my favorite PS2 games. (never played it on wii) -Here is a short song called "Muffin Top" from hit comedy sitcom 30 Rock Okay, thats all I have to say, ~B.S.
Dijon	#2   Posted 2 months ago, replying to post #1 by Bluespirit0000	Reply
	CENSOR! [ REALLY? IT'S A JOKE? :O NEVER HAVE GUESSED. I'm not yelling, Caps is just how I type sarcasm. ] That vid was just porn. o.O Seriously. I WANT TO WATCH THE DARK KNIGHT! D: I feel like such a failure at life. [/drama] Meh, I changed my mind on Okami, I got the hand-eye co-ordination of a dead llama, so I'm generally no good at those games. I'll probably get Spore instead. And I feel the Hellboy movies are dangerously close to pulling a Star Wars.
Bluespirit0000	#3   Posted 2 months ago, replying to post #2 by Dijon	Reply
	-Whatever you say... -Don't worry, there's more to life than watching popular movies -Thats fine, Okami does require good hand/eye co-ordination. Spore sounds cool. -I don't really care for the Hellboy franchise anymore.
Clank4Prez	#4   Posted 1 month ago	Reply
	Try listening to Linkin Park.

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