So, like, me and Weevil like to watch MTV and stuff. Huh-huh-huh. But the thing is, most of you dorks don't even know what good music is. You're all into that crappy J-Pop music from Africa, and stuff.
We figured it's time you all got an edumacation in what makes the music you listen to suck so bad. So we're gonna let you guys send us your music videos, and we're gonna, like, watch them. Or something.
But don't expect us to like your crappy music. Because we won't. Huh-huh. Or maybe Weevil will. But he totally listens to Avril Lavigne in his room. Huh-huh-huh. What a dork.
Hey! It's me, Mokuba! You know, the kid whose brother is about ten times cooler than any of YOUR siblings?
I've been put in charge of doing the Caption Contest from now on, because my brother thinks you've all been laughing him behind his back. Well I'm here to put a stop to that! From this day forth, there'll be no captions that make fun of my bro! You got that?! If you do mention him in your caption, you have to make him sound really cool! Otherwise he won't let me have any Christmas presents this year.
So the last contest was held about three months ago, and it was a shambles. I guess it's up to me to figure out who won, huh? Umm... Lemme see...
The winner was.. MY BROTHER! Seto Kaiba! Even though he didn't enter!
Wait, I can't do that, can I...? Okay, the real winner was Tko1 because his caption is the only way an innocent kid like me will ever appreciate the horrors of goatse.
The losers... I mean, runners-up were YoshiYoko, yellowpages, and derIgor. They all get my bro's seal of luke-warm approval.
Here's the new AWESOMELY COOL image to caption for next week's fun times! And it's the only image that truly befits my brother
That's right. Surrounded by thousands of screaming fans. You know, my brother could buy every seat in that coliseum if he wanted to. And he does. AND HE WILL!
Oh, and by the way, the Jinzo rule is in effect. That means no over-using internet memes or Abridged Series quotes. I'll be watching you guys!
Now I know what you're wondering. Why is a leather fetishist with incredibly silly hair making news posts on this website? Well, you'd have to ask Kroze about why he does that.
As for me, I've been put in charge of keeping you guys abreast of all the new developments in the Abridgediverse. For example, like whenever we produce a new episode for you to complain about! Check out the Episodes section if you wanna see Episode 31: Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole. Not sure why you'd wanna, I'm barely in this one. Be prepared to brandish comments such as "Caramelldansen is not Japanese!" Those things are very informative and helpful, and not at all redundant.
But I'm not the only character from Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series who will be stopping by here to make news posts. Many of the other cast members are joining in to try and save this sinking ship... I mean, um, delight you with their varied comic idiosyncrasies. Yeah. That one. Not the first thing I said.
For example, Mokuba has now taken control of the Caption Contest. Be forewarned - he does not take kindly to references to kidnapping. And I think Bakura is going to be reviewing movies or something. I just hope it's not the sort of films he watches late at night with Marik. Those things are messed up.
Let's just hope Kaiba doesn't take an interest in this site. He'd gut the joy right out of it, and turn it into one huge sterile internet landmass.
Ren has graciously posed for us, and would love to share this with all of you. ~DW
---Message from magick
Yes, we had some problems the past few hours. Another time warp indeed it seems.
I will spare you the details as its a rather boring story. Please accept my apologies on teh timewarp
Yeah, remember that whole Cr@psule Monsters fad that swept the nation a few years back? All the kids were flying Camp Airlines, and people were looking through transdimensional portals specifically to locate stocks of candy. Yeah, those were the days.
But these days are also the days! Because the fad has returned with Cr@psule Monsters 2, now available in our episodes section! Or alternatively by just clicking that picture of the small, yellow mutant at the top of the page. Yes, the one that bears a striking resemblance to Kroze.
Quick update before I leave for the United States of Whatever... Um, America. You heard me, I'm headin' to San Diego for that there Comic Con you guys have. Hope to see some of you there at the Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's premiere.
Anyway, here's Tatterdemalion's winning entry from last week:
"This is your life, and it's ending one card game at a time."
Hilarious, won't you? But there sure were a lot of fabulous entries this time! Get it? Pegasus? Fabulous? LOL SNAKES ON A PLANE! Ahhh, good times. But yeah, the runners-up were Bluesnow, tishawkeye (mostly for the Catbus gag), and kingyobachi212 for bothering to reference The Langoliers.
NEW CAPTION CONTEST GO ZOOM!
And now I ascend into the heavens with my rocket-powered jetpack as I traverse the unfriendly skies, bound for California... Wish me luck.
So Episode 30 just went up, entitled "Sore". You can watch it in the Episodes section, or by simply clicking the video box at the top of this page. But that's if you're lazy.
The next episode on my to-do list will be Cr@psule Monsters 2, which lots of folks have been anticipating. Don't expect it too soon, however, as I will be visiting the barren planet of America to attend the San Diego Comic Con. If you're coming along, feel free to say hi/stop and talk/physically attack me with a blunt object for destroying the dignity of card game enthusiasts everywhere.
Not long till the second anniversary of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, and the first anniversary of this website. How are YOU going to celebrate?
*EDIT!!!*
Those of you requesting the Phresh Pharaoh Of Bel Air theme in mp3 format, look no further:
Runners-up were SuriOokami, Antfish, and lukeymundo. Well done, y'all. The rest of you - SHAME! DEEP, UNBRIDLED SHAME!
Here's your new pic, straight from the bowels of card game heck:
Knock yourselves out. Simple text captions are preferred, but feel free to show us your concepts of what Pegasus can see outside the plane. Or just make jokes about how Pegasus is probably on a plane for gay people! LOL! FUNNY!
... Wait, didn't I use a joke like that in Cr@psule Monsters?
Not the most varied of caption contest entries this week. I was kinda hoping the image would force people to get creative, but the most interesting thing people did was point out that a door resembled a time machine from a cheesy British sci-fi series. C'est la vie.
New rule. Entries that unnecessarily use images as jokes (e.g. simply slapping speech bubbles onto the picture) will be frowned upon and will have less chance of winning. I strongly encourage everyone to just use text. However, that isn't to say photoshopping is banned altogether. It's about having fun, after all. Just don't tell HeavyDDR that.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I started the last caption contest. And now it is to be judged. The TRAITORTRAITORTRAITOR winner is WillPhanto1 with this idolic entry:
Be sure to stalk our friend WillPhanto1 to the point of insanity and/or homocidal rage. Or maybe that was all in his head.
Nope, no sign of a new Eden episode. It's almost as if making those videos takes time and effort! Who'da thunkit?
My videos, however, require nothing but 100% laziness and complacency. And that's why you've got yourself a new one! Just head on over to our Episodes section to check out Episode 29, guaranteed to be despised by the likes of HeavyDDR and... well... mostly just him. But he counts for at least ten people in my book. At this rate, it won't be long before the Abridged Store will be selling HeavyDDR plushies. Squeeze their tummies and they tell you how much they loathe you.
But yeah, it's a new episode. And you're probably too busy watching it to read this part of the news post. So I'm just going to stop writi
Kroze's Super special awesome crazy insanely named edit:
Forgot to mention this earler but a fan asked we bring this to our attention seeing as how it has to do with her job.
She works at Beckett's Unofficial Yu-Gi-Oh Magazine and they haven't been doing so hot for the past few issues and if sales don't pick up, it could go under.
I would like to ask all the fans of our series, if they get the chance please check out the Magazine, and if you like what you see, please pick up a copy to help with their sales.
Yu-Gi-Oh is the property of Konami and Kazuki Takahashi. We are only a parody, we are not breaking any laws nor intend to. See our disclaimer and terms of use. You can also contact us. Maybe you even want to read our about us page. Smileys by David Lanham. Hosted by MagickSoft.
