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| GETs For Dummies |
| (124 comments, posted 6 months ago by justinrules) |
Every now and then, I see some noob posting: LOL 4721 GET!!1
or HAH PAGE 18 GET LULZZ
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
You don't GET shit like that, people!
Here's a step-by-step tutorial.
1. POST IN SOME THREAD OR BLOG
2. WAIT UNTIL SOME PRO NUMBER* IS ABOUT TO COME UP.
3. WAIT UNTIL THE POST IS ONE NUMBER BEFORE YOUR GET NUMBER.
3a. IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE WAITING, DOUBLE POST!
4. ANNOUNCE YOUR GET WITH CONFIDENCE.
4a. IF YOU FAILED, EDIT YOUR POST QUICKLY!
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!
*Some good GET numbers: 50, 100, 150, 200, 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and so on. Also try to get same numbers: 111, 222, etc, and random pro numbers: 1234, 1337, etc.
Try not to do multiples of 10, those are really noob, and at 1000+, do not use multiples of 50.
tl:dr NOOB GETS ARE NOOB.
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| I\'ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT |
| (22 comments, posted 6 months ago by justinrules) |
FEATURED: I'LL TRY TO "RYME"(and spell)...AND SUCK AT IT
I’ll take a potato chip…AND EAT IT!
I’ll call my dog…AND FEED IT!
I’ll pick a card…AND DEAL IT!
I’ll unzip my pants…AND BEAT IT!
I’ll right-click this file…AND DELETE IT!
I’ll be in a yaoi internet relationship…AND LESS THAN THREE IT!
I’ll fap and then…oh gawd…SECRETE IT!
I’ll shuffle the deck…AND DEAL IT!
I’ll role-play as Naruto…AND BELIEVE IT!
I’ll lick this envelope…AND SEAL IT!
I’ll grab a boob…AND FEEL IT!
I’ll run to second base…AND STEAL IT!
I’ll fight a level 9 in Brawl…AND DEFEAT IT!
I’ll get some Mountain Dew…AND CHEESE ITS!
I’ll put this leftover pizza in the microwave…AND HEAT IT!
I see a genie…AND FREE IT!
I'll take a potato chip...AND tell you the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'd like to take a minute so just sit right there I'll tell you how I EAT IT!
A potato chip is fine too.
Tomare una patata frita...Y LO COMERE!
I'll take your most valuable jewlery........AND KEEP IT!!!!!
ill catch a fish........... and reel it!
I'll............... STAB YOU!!!!!
I'll listen to "Get Low" by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz...AND SKEET SKEET SKEET IT!
In Soviet Russia, potato chip EATS YOU!
I'll listen to my favorite song...AND REPEAT IT!
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