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#19   Posted 1 year ago in ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Grandpa: At last, the woman of my dreams!
Bakura: Then why do I appear to have an erection you idiot?
Grandpa: When you get to be my age, beggers can't be choosers.
Bakura: That's disturbing.
Grandpa: ...Wait, why are you aroused again?
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Grandpa: Florence! You're awake!
Bakura: What the deuce, who replaced my medicine with viagra!?
Grandpa: I was lonely...
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Grandpa: Woah, nelly! That's quite an erection!
Bakura: Er, that's not what you think it is, it's only my gaydar.
Grandpa: So, you find me sexy or something?
Bakura: You're an idiot.
Helix
#18   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #12
Helix
#17   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #12
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#16   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #11
Yami: Mako, what the hell are you doing?
Mako: It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Yami: Then what exactly ARE you doing up there?
Mako: Oh, I was just about to insert my penis into the whale's mouth.
Yami: Ugh, and I thought Pegasus was bad..

Helix
#15   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #11
Mako: I think you misheard what I asked for on our honeymoon, Ocean! It definitely wasn't orcha!
Helix
#14   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #11
It was only moments after his honey moon with the Ocean that a thought slowly creeped up on him. His eyes widened in the utter shock and inability to reject what was running through his mind. He stepped back from the whale and sat down on the beach and stared silently at the water's edge for a moment.
"Ocean..." he began, " I don't know what to say but I..." His mouth was dry, his hands were shaking, and tears began to well up in his eyes.
"I... AM a freaky fish guy!"
Helix
#13   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #11
It was then that Mako realized the Ocean was actually man after being attacked by it's Willy. *brick'd*
Helix
#12   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #10
Behold! The Shadow Realm! It's really not that bad, but your arms are replaced with wings! And stuff.
Helix
#11   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #10
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#10   Posted 1 year ago in Caption Contest #10

Disclaimer: The absurdity in the above caption does not reflect the opinion of it's creator.
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